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to not understand how someone rests their balls on someone's head?

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dunmopin · 06/02/2014 17:07

Probably shouldn't ask about this as it was mentioned in another thread. It has just really confused me - not just that someone would do it but how is it possible?

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Tuhlulah · 06/02/2014 22:51

Bowling action. Do you mean a googlie?

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madmomma · 06/02/2014 22:52

erm...possibly?

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Tuhlulah · 06/02/2014 22:54

Oh I know what's going on now Madmomma. Has it all gone dark at your end? Have you suddenly had a scrotum dropped on your head and you can't see the keyboard. It's a bit like putting a cover over a parrot's cage. The dark shuts them up.

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AdmiralData · 06/02/2014 22:55

I saw this happen once. In a pub. A gentleman (not of my acquaintance) had fallen asleep on a sofa in said pub. I was with a group of friends who all knew the young barkeep. The barkeep leapt over the bar, sat on the radiator and cover behind the sleeping gent and put his ... erm ... plums on the face of the sleeping gent. He took a photo. True story.

The pub is now closed down.

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riskit4abiskit · 06/02/2014 23:33
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KissesBreakingWave · 06/02/2014 23:50

Since you mention Newton's cradle, I will point out that I have seen this done with breasts. Mesmerising.

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WilsonFrickett · 06/02/2014 23:57

Tis called a sack cap in Wilson Towers and is something DP is fond of doing of a morning while I'm still in bed and he is having his nekkid morning wander/scratch. Just a gentle draping movement.

But not when I'm having a wee. That's wrong. And DP is not an actual giant.

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KissesBreakingWave · 07/02/2014 00:04

Conversation right here, right now :

"How would you dip your balls in someone's mouth?"

I explain the basic mechanics of the act of teabagging.

"Surely that's a Health and Safety risk?"

Oh dear.

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MistressDeeCee · 07/02/2014 02:56

This has got to be well almost the best thread title ever Grin

I don't know ...

Is it something to do with a protein rinse?

Being sexually inventive?

What does 'micturating' mean?

The sexual prose on this thread is lovely

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GlitzAndGiggles · 07/02/2014 09:10

Micturating is peeing

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