to not understand how someone rests their balls on someone's head?

[dunmopin]

Probably shouldn't ask about this as it was mentioned in another thread. It has just really confused me - not just that someone would do it but how is it possible?

[GlitzAndGiggles]

Micturating is peeing

[MistressDeeCee]

This has got to be well almost the best thread title ever

I don't know ...

Is it something to do with a protein rinse?

Being sexually inventive?

What does 'micturating' mean?

The sexual prose on this thread is lovely

[KissesBreakingWave]

Conversation right here, right now :

"How would you dip your balls in someone's mouth?"

I explain the basic mechanics of the act of teabagging.

"Surely that's a Health and Safety risk?"

Oh dear.

[WilsonFrickett]

Tis called a sack cap in Wilson Towers and is something DP is fond of doing of a morning while I'm still in bed and he is having his nekkid morning wander/scratch. Just a gentle draping movement.

But not when I'm having a wee. That's wrong. And DP is not an actual giant.

[KissesBreakingWave]

Since you mention Newton's cradle, I will point out that I have seen this done with breasts. Mesmerising.

[riskit4abiskit]

www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6b_1351199107

catchy!

[AdmiralData]

I saw this happen once. In a pub. A gentleman (not of my acquaintance) had fallen asleep on a sofa in said pub. I was with a group of friends who all knew the young barkeep. The barkeep leapt over the bar, sat on the radiator and cover behind the sleeping gent and put his ... erm ... plums on the face of the sleeping gent. He took a photo. True story.

The pub is now closed down.

[Tuhlulah]

Oh I know what's going on now Madmomma. Has it all gone dark at your end? Have you suddenly had a scrotum dropped on your head and you can't see the keyboard. It's a bit like putting a cover over a parrot's cage. The dark shuts them up.

[madmomma]

erm...possibly?

[Tuhlulah]

Bowling action. Do you mean a googlie?

[madmomma]

But think of the bowling ball action on offer from a man with 2 peni...

[Tuhlulah]

Please, one is enough.

[madmomma]

Well the idea is that the testes hang at each side of --my-the partner's face and are alternately raised and released in a slapping motion ................................................................................................................................

[madmomma]

Well I've heard of 3 kidneys but never 3 testicles. If only he had 2 dicks eh?

[Tuhlulah]

Madmomma, Newtonian nookie...are you one of those ball breaking women I hear men talk about?

[DisgraceToTheYChromosome]

Tuhlulah

I had a colleague with that condition. After hecame back from the op he was known as Dave the Ex-Pawnbroker.

[SecretWitch]

Tuhlulah, you have made my night! Thank you so much for the education..

[madmomma]

It's a sexual act in my house

[Tuhlulah]

And my DH did have three testicles recently until he had an op to have the third one removed. All the fun we missed out on, all because I wasn't using MN...I could have had three of them on top of my head like Carmen Miranda.

[Tuhlulah]

Newton's cradle is not a sexual act but a desk top toy. There are three metal balls suspended by strings and when you grab alone ball and let it swing against the next one it has an effect on the others and makes them all swing, knocking and bashing into each other.

By the way, do you know why the testes hang at different heights, one being higher than the other? To stop them bashing into each other like a Newton's Cradle. My DS told me that,

[madmomma]

Newton's cradle is, I believe, my own invention, based on ye olde desk toy with the metal balls that swing to and fro. Anyone?

[madmomma]

fner

[SecretWitch]

Damn, what is newton's cradle? I feel sexually inexperienced now despite being on the horse more than 30 years now..

[Tuhlulah]

Madmomma's, is that what chocolate fountains are really for?

[Tuhlulah]

Tea bagging? What is that?