to not understand how someone rests their balls on someone's head?

[dunmopin]

Probably shouldn't ask about this as it was mentioned in another thread. It has just really confused me - not just that someone would do it but how is it possible?

Hoist 'em up round his neck. Could use manly cloth like tartan.

Lol I don't think she had anything in her mouth whilst urinating. Just falafel resting on her head ;)

Falafel? Two scotch eggs, surely?

As long as it's not balls of steel else she'll have a headache

Or three scotch eggs in Madmomma's DP's case...

Is this what's known colloquially as a balls up?

Perhaps he gives her a newton's cradle?

I come back and you're still at it, I'm desperately trying silent giggles here!

The confession took a very unexpected swerve at that point, I had to go back and read again to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me.

Isn't this called tea bagging? Or do I have my sexual acts mixed up?

No that's dipping balls in someone's mouth. HTH

Tea bagging? What is that?

Madmomma's, is that what chocolate fountains are really for?

Damn, what is newton's cradle? I feel sexually inexperienced now despite being on the horse more than 30 years now..

fner

Newton's cradle is, I believe, my own invention, based on ye olde desk toy with the metal balls that swing to and fro. Anyone?

Newton's cradle is not a sexual act but a desk top toy. There are three metal balls suspended by strings and when you grab alone ball and let it swing against the next one it has an effect on the others and makes them all swing, knocking and bashing into each other.

By the way, do you know why the testes hang at different heights, one being higher than the other? To stop them bashing into each other like a Newton's Cradle. My DS told me that,

And my DH did have three testicles recently until he had an op to have the third one removed. All the fun we missed out on, all because I wasn't using MN...I could have had three of them on top of my head like Carmen Miranda.

It's a sexual act in my house

Tuhlulah, you have made my night! Thank you so much for the education..

Tuhlulah

I had a colleague with that condition. After hecame back from the op he was known as Dave the Ex-Pawnbroker.

Madmomma, Newtonian nookie...are you one of those ball breaking women I hear men talk about?

Well I've heard of 3 kidneys but never 3 testicles. If only he had 2 dicks eh?

Well the idea is that the testes hang at each side of --my-the partner's face and are alternately raised and released in a slapping motion ................................................................................................................................

Please, one is enough.

But think of the bowling ball action on offer from a man with 2 peni...