AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

I have a number - 21885

Just looking through my old posts and rather glad I namechanged

My number s in 6 figures

what a fucking mare that was!

Went on to desk top then got stuck finding the mobile site, cant even remember my true number.

Wine is poured < again>

228716

McPhee you will always be royalty to me.

Make way make way, all you filthy peasants will make my horses's hooves dirty when he tramples you.

Princess of 7 years service here, on my phone so no idea of reg number but that doesn't matter because I'm wearing a sparkly dress and all of you are not. You are all fetching wenches to me so stop your silly republic and bring me a gin before there are consequences.

And stop congregating in front of the palace gates. Go and have a bath!

98189 here..how middling

Aww bless you Sparking

Now off with her head!!!!!

Sparkling

I'm 255593. Which makes me pretty damn middling, but at least I have never flounced or deregged. I would last about 5 minutes if I did either.

tiredmummy that better not be my horse you've borrowed there.

366167 reporting for duty

It would be interesting to change all the NNs to our numbers, would people with lower numbers get treated differently do you think?

493078 wow

I've been here for blardy years, but used to be a fucking nutcase, so not sure I'd ever qualify for royalty status...

I'm in the 42,000s iirc (May 2006) so I'm either Royalty or a sadster who hasn't got more of a real life.

oh bollocks I am only 157848. That seems very odd, given I have been here for yonks.

I did have to namechange pdq when I first joined. Kind of got the whole thing wrong a bit..

Iimagine, I posted the definitive answer to a question, and people kept posting? WTAF? god, I got myself into a right mess!

Ahem?

Madame

come on kid!!

Sell it, offer cake.

Lobster patties, anyone?

Hey - This thread is the one I was thinking of - real MN royalty and "Posh" names.

342057 here.

No idea what that makes me. Though I have been deleted at least once and expected to be a fair few more times than that but it was worth it

lobster

yum, add the mayo.

laters.

:) justine heehee

I am tiara-maker to several mumsnetters, so can I be the royal jeweller. Or dueller...I could do that too

I'm vair late to the thread and it's not because I have a life.

I'm royalty too

I do like a nice set of crown jewels