AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

Gosh I'm 'older' than Salmotrutta and make Sparkling look like a young pup!

I am Mumsnetter 212464. I am just a number!

I am not a number, I am a free woman!

Justine - 26 - If I were you I would have to know who the other 24 were and then make Tech take 2 < know thy place 'an all that. You should be 1 - I wouldn't stand for anything less!

I think MNHQ were madly sockpuppeting at the time; so undoubtably some of Justine's earlier personas had the earlier numbers.

My dad once almost sold me to a Zambian prince for several cows - does that make me royalty? or only lucky?

I am off to check my number right now.

Mine is 24601

Oh no, I'm in six figures

Oh, well, reading back I am 121538 so actually not too bad compared to some of you plebs

So, what messed up the deal, Pacific?

An Egyptian once offered 200 camels for me.

Not enough cows - 'twas a beggar prince or a con man

My dad got quite worryingly excited.

I fear I'd now be worth less cows... .

Oooooh, that's a lot of camels, Exit

if we are doing numbers I am 90,000 summit. HTH

Been here roughly 14 months.

Definitely not royalty but I really don't want to be a wench. How about a Lady in Waiting? The first ever one.

I'll get all of the castle gossip

see, I'm good at this already.

That's five packets of fags, Exit.

Real camels you bitches.

Humps and all.

Tut.

See, I got that
I know what royals deal in.
Fags ffs

I'll trade you 100 camels for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Yes please.

Camels smell.

I am in the 93,000s (lower half). I remember it like it was yesterday. I've got a memory like a shit house rat.

I have Speckled Hen if anyone wants a sip?

We shall have gin by tea-time.

For crying out loud.

Creme de cassis and Prosecco or nothing.