AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

[MadameDefarge]

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

I've just checked my first registration.
22422.... I had never realized I was such an 'oldie'

I'm good at rolling fags too! I gave up years ago but you never lose it.

Going back a few namechanges, I am a Lady. I've sunk to reduced circumstances though.

Only since last year. I am a very jumped up type.
I want a throne like Victoria Beckham.

I am a forrin Barbarian knocking at the gate!Please hold the boiling vat of oil.
Have been accused of being deliberately obtuse and put on a shitlist before,though.

You could be a furrin Contessa...ten a penny I hear, on t'continent.

Scroll to the bottom of the page - there's a mobile link.

I recall when all around here was just igneous rock.

I've been here for 12 years!! But don't post much now, DS2's pregnancy and birth were announced here, and MN has been through everything with me. I was also on theTV prog, both founders in my home!

Royalty??

Huh. It was all primordial soup in my day...

You know that thing right before the big bang. Well, it was that when I joined.

That coalescence of matter and anti-matter before the big bang, oh I remember it well...

11 years here - used to post prolifically but now not so much

My chauffeur was driving me past a field that had cows on it last year building site today. It made me think of this thread.

218600 here. I don't mind not being royalty, but can I be Nursery?
My real name is actually Bernard and I have a fetish for udders!

Note - I am not actually number 24601, and have really been here for five years

Not 'nursery'!
Can I be NURSEY!

I am a potato, I work in the kitchen. Could be a jersey royal suppose.

I'm tired. I'm probably a spoon.

Did you get stolen by evil neighbours. Honey?

Yes .... I want to go home, I was only supposed to stay for a party

no wonder you are exhausted. See if you can find a nice silverware box to snuggle down in. Preferably in a safe.

And yes saggy, you can be Nursey.

We just need some Royal Offspring now.