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Original poster

AIBU in thinking I must be MN Royalty? Only MN Royalty allowed to post here.

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MadameDefarge · 14/01/2014 15:58

I have been here ever so long. So I must be Royalty.

Anyone else who thinks they deserve a Tiara do post. We can chat about Royal Things. And never get deleted cos, well, we is Royalty.

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LadyInDisguise · 15/01/2014 10:08

I've just checked my first registration.
22422.... I had never realized I was such an 'oldie'

InSpaceNooneCanHearYouScream · 15/01/2014 10:08

I'm good at rolling fags too! I gave up years ago but you never lose it.

FuckingWankwings · 15/01/2014 10:08

Going back a few namechanges, I am a Lady. I've sunk to reduced circumstances though.

KittensoftPuppydog · 15/01/2014 10:13

Only since last year. I am a very jumped up type.
I want a throne like Victoria Beckham.

gotthemoononastick · 15/01/2014 11:35

I am a forrin Barbarian knocking at the gate!Please hold the boiling vat of oil.
Have been accused of being deliberately obtuse and put on a shitlist before,though.

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MadameDefarge · 15/01/2014 13:09

You could be a furrin Contessa...ten a penny I hear, on t'continent.

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RightRoyalPainInTheArse · 15/01/2014 13:14

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JohnnyBarthes · 15/01/2014 14:44

Scroll to the bottom of the page - there's a mobile link.

RightRoyalPainInTheArse · 15/01/2014 18:58

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Pan · 15/01/2014 19:04

I recall when all around here was just igneous rock.

watfordmummy · 15/01/2014 19:28

I've been here for 12 years!! But don't post much now, DS2's pregnancy and birth were announced here, and MN has been through everything with me. I was also on theTV prog, both founders in my home! Wink

Royalty??

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MadameDefarge · 15/01/2014 22:28

Huh. It was all primordial soup in my day...

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BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 15/01/2014 22:30

You know that thing right before the big bang. Well, it was that when I joined.

Pan · 15/01/2014 22:33

That coalescence of matter and anti-matter before the big bang, oh I remember it well...

hmc · 15/01/2014 22:34

11 years here - used to post prolifically but now not so much

HerGraciousMaj5316LovesAFullFr · 15/01/2014 23:46

My chauffeur was driving me past a field that had cows on it last year building site today. It made me think of this thread.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 15/01/2014 23:54

218600 here. I don't mind not being royalty, but can I be Nursery?
My real name is actually Bernard and I have a fetish for udders! Grin

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 15/01/2014 23:56

Note - I am not actually number 24601, and have really been here for five years Grin

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 15/01/2014 23:59

Not 'nursery'!
Can I be NURSEY!

Minimammoth · 16/01/2014 00:26

I am a potato, I work in the kitchen. Could be a jersey royal suppose.

HoneyDragon · 16/01/2014 00:45

I'm tired. I'm probably a spoon.

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MadameDefarge · 16/01/2014 00:47

Did you get stolen by evil neighbours. Honey?

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HoneyDragon · 16/01/2014 00:50

Yes .... I want to go home, I was only supposed to stay for a party Sad

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MadameDefarge · 16/01/2014 01:14

no wonder you are exhausted. See if you can find a nice silverware box to snuggle down in. Preferably in a safe.

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MadameDefarge · 16/01/2014 01:15

And yes saggy, you can be Nursey.

We just need some Royal Offspring now.

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