To think DH and I are like a sexy, hot couple from a Hollywood film

[catgirl1976]

Based on this exchange last night

Me: "Hey DH. DS is at DPs for the night. How nice is that. We can really relax. We could even have sex."

DH "Mm."

Me: "Mind you, I've not shaved my legs for weeks and I have a full on 70s bush so we'd have to leave the lights out."

DH: "Yes. And I've had a really bad stomach all day and been on the loo every 5 minutes."

Me: "Shall we give it a miss?"

DH: "Yeah. Ooh look Antiques Road show has got a play-along thingy"

It just doesn't get any hotter or more glamorous than that does it?

DP giggles at the sight of my boobs and often says "sex please!" as a come on.
We have been together 3 months.
We are so Hollywood.

All sex is referred to as "bumming" and he will wash his knob under the tap in the bathroom then bite my ear and lick my neck when he really wants a blow job. I bet Brad does the same for Angelina.

Chipped

The party went really well - MIL didn't come....

DS had a lovely time and really enjoyed himself

How do you define 'boob groping'? My DP often has a gentle feel in passing, just as I will grip his bum. It's a gesture of affection and I have no problems with it. Is 'groping' any different?

Cat I'm clearly a horrible person as I wanted to hear about Mil's night at Uncle Brian's