To think DH and I are like a sexy, hot couple from a Hollywood film

[catgirl1976]

Based on this exchange last night

Me: "Hey DH. DS is at DPs for the night. How nice is that. We can really relax. We could even have sex."

DH "Mm."

Me: "Mind you, I've not shaved my legs for weeks and I have a full on 70s bush so we'd have to leave the lights out."

DH: "Yes. And I've had a really bad stomach all day and been on the loo every 5 minutes."

Me: "Shall we give it a miss?"

DH: "Yeah. Ooh look Antiques Road show has got a play-along thingy"

It just doesn't get any hotter or more glamorous than that does it?

Ooh - DH just gave my bottom a cheeky squeeze

I thought my luck was in. Then he said

"Make me a bacon sandwich cat?"

DH just came up behind me as I was bending down to take something out of the fridge, went "oooooer", started thrusting away and said "and you were worried I hadn't got you anything nice for Christmas"

Sometimes I just can't believe how lucky I am, and have to pinch myself to make sure it's not a nightmare dream

I will admit that despite being female I do the 'while you're down there'

OH does the bending over thing but slaps my arse quite hard - when I am lighting the fire nearly pushing me in and when I've been leaning into the oven

DH will walk into the room, drop his pants, waggle his bits about and announce "how do you like them apples?!"
Who says romance is dead?

ipswitchwitch is he Northern - or in the Navy?

DH is 50, heads up a department and sits on very dull serious committees advising on national policy - so one would assume a certain level of maturity. I don't think the urge to wiggle the willy ever leaves them - which makes me wonder if Sam Cam, Michelle, Elizabeth the 2nd and so on are also treated to the same

No - I fear not

DP last night: "Are you up for it?"
Me: "I can see you are!

He was, too!

I'm crying with laughter at this....

We dont' do too bad most of the time (been together 6 years). Although we did have a rather long dry patch recently which ended last night in a drunken fury of ridiculousness...

He also does the "while you're down there"

Most mornings I get something hard poking into my back

I think I am meant to swoon with pleasure and desire at this point........ It's the height of foreplay in DHs mind

My DH shaved his beard off today, and my first thought when I saw him was 'oh no, he'll be wanting sex tonight' . I couldn't say this in front of the children though ....

OOH lucky youx

I must be a right old prude but I would hate anything this crass, you all accept being groped just because you bend over etc? Fuck that.

Mind you our liner tends to be "would you like to come to my room for a while" (due to our bed being full of DDs) so perhaps we are a bit victorian!

He once offered me a shag, then produced a new toy. Intrigued, even interested, until DD heard, from the depth of sleep and the other side of the house and started shouting, "There's a bee, there's a bee".

Back to just the bits God gave us now.

Oh my fucking Christ LaQ, it that what happens? I was looking forward to the diminishing of DH's sex drive as he got older. But they try to do it when the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, ugh - why?

I'm having an early menopause as well. I can suddenly understand all those parents of my friends who divorced when the children were in their twenties.

love that Hamlet!Made me howl!!!
If I go to bed before DH, his parting shot is always "Get yourself juiced up and ready to go"
Nice.

Or he'll ask me at 8.00 in the morning if I fancy a shag that night........talk about making an appointment....

Hey Catgirl, I know you're busy being a sexy hot couple, but what happened about your Mil and your son's birthday?

Hysterically funny bee story.

Oh yes yes to boob groping whenever I can't protect myself, rutting if I make a mistake of bending over, Chippendale- esque gyrations if I encounter him naked. Add ANY suitably shaped item being used at comedy penis prop - skittle, foil inner tube, adjustable spanner.....
Where do they learn this stuff - DH is 52 going on 10 - I blame his mother, but I'm not sure why!
Do I want to 'lick the dick?' Er, no!
Do you think the hot Hollywood couples are doing this at home too?!

DH asks me in a faux Spanish accent "wanna ride de pony?" Not so much, but thanks for asking!

Apart from that, he is lovely!

Can I just ask, how do you respond to the groping etc? Just laugh it off/snog/get cross? Cos I have to say I absolutely hate it and it has caused real problems in our relationship over the years.