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AIBU?

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To think most premade 'party food' is completely rank

154 replies

LaurieFairyCake · 07/12/2013 17:38

Confused

It mostly doesn't taste of wee bites of nice, normal food but instead gelatinous mush with indistinct flavours

OP posts:
Spaulding · 07/12/2013 18:34

YANBU. I do love a sausage roll and usually pile up my plate with at parties, but only because there's never anything else I like! I'm with Merguez, cold samosas and veg rolls just taste so wrong. I love veg rolls, but when they're lovely and crispy and hot. Not soggy, cold and greasy.

I'm doing a Christmas Eve buffet this year from scratch. I will add though that it's my first time doing a buffet so how stressed I end up will dictate whether next years buffet will be homemade or frozen. Or if I end up buying a takeaway instead.

Ev1lEdna · 07/12/2013 18:34

OMG we have no Iceland near us I never go but I am amused by the bakewell cones

Trills · 07/12/2013 18:34

YABU

I like a bit of brown food.

I think we will have brown freezer-to-oven food for Christmas Eve dinner.

Thisisaghostlyeuphemism · 07/12/2013 18:36

I think I've worked out why I'm at home tonight ;)

Sparklingbrook · 07/12/2013 18:36

i think some of it looks like you need a large glass of Gavison to drink with it.

Sparklingbrook · 07/12/2013 18:36

Gaviscon even.

donnie · 07/12/2013 18:36

YANBU: it is crap of the highest order, stuffed full of chemicals and E numbers. Most of it should be reclassed as class B narcotics Grin.

Plus Iceland, for me, is the absolute zenith of ghastly crapness.....curry pizza FGS.

Ev1lEdna · 07/12/2013 18:36

I'm doing a Christmas Eve buffet this year from scratch

I bow down to you. I make a mean variety of quiches/flans from scratch but I would be so stressed doing the whole thing.

Ev1lEdna · 07/12/2013 18:37

YANBU: it is crap of the highest order, stuffed full of chemicals and E numbers. Most of it should be reclassed as class B narcotics

Grin

A-hem now I know, it's an addiction. The shame.

Snowbility · 07/12/2013 18:40

It reminds me of too many office buffets...shop bought canapés are rank.

PrincessFlirtyPants · 07/12/2013 18:41

I shudder at the thought of Iceland party 'food'

feelingfuckingfestiveok · 07/12/2013 18:44

oh i hovered over cream cheese stuffed jalepenos in asda yesterday yum yum.

So I want to know what you make that you consider holier than M&S? and do you sing the surf song in a frilly apron while baking said goods

feelingfuckingfestiveok · 07/12/2013 18:45

smurfs - Im bloody sick of no spell checker on here I really am.

DarkTherapy · 07/12/2013 18:45

YANBU

I have just eaten a 'party' mini-cheesecake (purchased by DH) that tasted of turkey. Had to spit it out. Dog happily wolfed down the remainder.

winklewoman · 07/12/2013 18:45

I confes to nipping into Iceland yesterday and picking up a box of those mini cakes, 75 for £5, because I had sampled them at a friend's and they were utterly delicious. Also some samosas and bhagees which I promise not to serve cold and greasy. They also had some cherry chocolate cups, half price, £1 already consumed and very good, finally some small size frozen jus-rol vol -au-vent cases, because our Waitrose and Tesco only do large sizes. Last year for a committee buffet do, we had Waitrose stuff, and I was not too impressed. Brownly mushish.

winklewoman · 07/12/2013 18:47

I know how to spell confess.

Sparklingbrook · 07/12/2013 18:47

This thread is giving me heartburn.

MrsHoratioNelson · 07/12/2013 18:48

YABU. I love a bit of beige buffet.

ExcuseTypos · 07/12/2013 18:48

I don't like most of it either. I have tried lots- mostly M and S and Waitrose. The only thing I like are the sausage rollsSad

I'd rather do lots of cheese, nice bread, little sausages roasted in pickle(yummy), some pork pie, chicken wings and maybe some spring rolls, grapes, little tomatoes and of course posh crisps and dips.
Much tastier and cheaper than 'party food'

feelingfuckingfestiveok · 07/12/2013 18:49

Are you sure you your DH had not got som eof that funny Heston Bloomingpants food thats all fecked up? darktherapy (intriuging NN btw)

Isaw on telly that a lot of E numbers can occur naturally and that too much fuss is made of them as they not all bad. So there.

Doyouthinktheysaurus · 07/12/2013 18:53

I burnt my mouth on Waitrose's finest canapés last year! I'm going for lukewarm party food this yearGrin

I must admit I do love a bit of party food, small parties in this house though as only me and DH will eat the stuff!

I'm not a fan of Iceland but it all looks quite tempting to me

pigletmania · 07/12/2013 18:56

Yabvu it's not something you eat everyday, it's usually a one off at a party. Some of it is rather nice, you are being very judgy

stickysausages · 07/12/2013 19:13

I hate the fact it's all the same colour...

moondog · 07/12/2013 19:16

Reflects current obsession with choice.
I'd rather one or two nice home made things than ten different sorts of indiscriminate brown suff.

AnnabelleLee · 07/12/2013 19:24

The new tesco finest range are really really good, they taste proper handmade. The duck selection is particularly good.