To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

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My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

Oh my god, assuming you share a hand towel you are actually drying your hands in his shit . You're washing your hands, making them clean, then rubbing his shit all over them

You let him near your food? With his poo and wee hands?

Re the fanny dandruff. I worked in a team of about ten people, and every time one woman went to the loo there would be white/cream powdery stuff on the black loo seat, and a bit would be on the floor at the front.
There was nothing else it could have been. To make matters worse a colleague bent down to blow it off the seat and got a face/eyeful of it.

I googled it too - not easy to find but I think its when a lady has bad ezcema or psoriasis down below?? Gross, sorry

This is getting worse, feeling a bit nauseous now (really)... poo and wee water?!?!??!

wtf OP?!

Whaaaaaaaat is fanny cheese?

I'm clutching my pearls here!

I believe fanny dandruff may be dried and flakey fanny juice...

I suppose the poo and wee water is just diluted poo crumbs.

This thread is bonkers. Why can I not stop reading it?

Why have I only ever heard about poo crumbs on MN?

Well I, for one, cannot imagine a scenario IRL where this would ever be a topic of conversation!

Dried fanny bogies? Who knows?

fanny CHEESE?

what?

What the hell is that?

You know what? Never mind. Don't tell me. There is no way that there is a definition of fanny cheese that is going to make me happy.

I'm going to bed.

I'm going to wash myself until I bleed, and then I'm going to bed.

You people are revolting.

Can't wait for Mum to come round tomorrow, she always asks 'What's going on on MN lately? Well Mum.......

Awwwhawhaw wtf Sparkling?!! That image is hilarious

Yes, we share a hand towel. He knows I'm obsessive about towels so maybe I should nag him about hand-washing procedures...as well as bum-wiping and mat-drying and keeping-the-sink-drainer-clean and god knows what else.

Do you seriously think it could be poo and wee water on the door? It was subtle brown, drippy marks. Like someone had got brown-coloured watercolour paint, thrown it on and let it dry. What else could cause that?! I've already told him the toilet seat must be DOWN when he flushes as I don't want poo droplets on my toothbrush.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fandruff

flangeruff

I would be casting a suspicious gaze throughout my house now if I were you OP. If he's minging enough to leave pearls of his own shit on the toilet seat for other people to sit on, FULL WELL KNOWING WHAT THEY ARE AND ACCEPTING THEIR EXISTENCE, he's got to be, in general, a filthy fucker.

How many poo crumbs on average though? In your bed? I have a mental picture of hundreds of poo crumbs, but maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt and there are only one or two.

Because that makes it all ok

Yess! Fandruff. That's the badger!

This is a wind up right ?

Otherwise, I seriously do not understand

You have sex with a man who is incapable of wiping his arse and still respect him in the morning ?

This a whole new world to me

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww this is revolting. yuck yuck yuck I wish I never read this

fandruff Brilliant user name!

OP's bed

Well KirjavaTheCat, he doesn't seem to have noticed them until I brought it up last night. He was mightily embarrassed then. He's not arrogant - he'll do a lot to please me - but he just doesn't think I should be interfering in his bum-wiping routine. It seems to emasculate him.

sebastian we're probably talking about at least a dozen poo crumbs and dozens of hairs after each sexing/naked sleep. On the seat, it will be more like 3 poo crumbs.

Lmao Sparkling if you put your face to the sheets, maybe that's what it would look like (not that I ever do that )