To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

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My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

Tried to RTFT but gave up when OP said that she realised she was walking barefoot in the BIL's shitty deposits. This thread has beaten me

Currently a relatives cover photo on FB.....

Presumably he's the original Neanderthal man.
Beyond belief.

Thinking of the episode of Sex and the City with Charlotte and Harry!

hidingwithwine

Why did i even read the op. Put me off my breakfast.

YES!!!! Baileys YES!!!

I say "Don't you leave your bum juice on my sofa" and DH says there's no such thing.

But there is..... 😈😠

I think you'll find they are called klinkers...

Another wife of a hairy man here who NEVER leaves poo or pubes on the toilet seat and no klinkers in bed. That is grim.

I feel queasy after the tale of you walking through them at your mil's house.

Have some

I stopped reading at "nominate for classics" really?

I so want to read this whole thread but the thought of poo crumbs is just so gross!

Bravo Mumsnet, bloody bravo

Christ absolutely disgusting.

I would not want to be intimate with such a dirty twat.

Your really not missing much User1. Now penis beaker was really funny, lol

This thread has made me feel more vomitty than any other MNet thread ever. It should have the 'Most Disgusting Thread Ever Award'. Some men!

Or the most disgusting thread of July 2013.

Oh my god.

Ever

This may come in useful...

Only now discovered this thread why oh why did I open it?! but this has made me laugh so hard

How about grating a little bit of one of your own turds over his side of the bed and seeing how he likes it?

I think he needs to see this thread OP.
Hopefully, it'll jolt him into realising that this is revoltingly wrong and has massive hygiene concerns.

Sparkling I was really nervous opening that pic link

FFS zombie thread

Nopoocrumbs, you're not alone, though I've never called them poo crumbs.... I call it Backy arse! (Think of Golden Virginia and shit! ) Now sprinkle that on your toilet seat😔
Can't believe others on here have never heard or seen no poo crumbs.. Maybe, like me they just know it by another name????
Maybe it just effects certain types of guys!?!?
Yours isn't a late 40's, bald, flattish and likes to drink Stella type of guy???
I'd love to blame the Stella !
First time it happened I accused him of smoking rollies on the toilet ... I had the evidence 😳
I've even nicknamed him Backyarse!
His answer.... It wasn't him😳Wtf!
Told him I was going to his works to ask his boss if he's like that that at work as I'm not putting up with it here ! It better not be a homely thing 😩.
Now he knows he must check the toilet seat before exiting the bathroom or else!
Sometimes he does... If not....I just scream down the stairs to him " Backyarse come clean the toilet!" Usually it works especially when his friends are sat down there too !
The good thing is I dont clean it.
Try the 'shouting down the stairs ' to him when his friends are around , it might work

Maybe he needs a little help?