To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

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My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

I am not sure if this has been linked to already but OP possibly if your bathroom is big enough get him one of these

Otherwise it could go on the patio?

Failing that LTB

fanny batter it just get fucking worse , my husband would never go down there again if i talked about people having fanny batter and muffdruff ffs

Neverbefore, I have been educated, disgusted and entertained all on this thread. I just never knew poor poo behaviour like this existed..

Leave the bas-turd

Leave the bastard.

Shave the bastard.

ROTFLMFAO!

BTW, you could eat your dinner out of my crack.

Tacos would work the best.

Make him go through a car wash daily. Not the car, just him. They use a lot of water, suds and big brushes for a thorough scrubbing. That should sort 'im out. He also needs to learn how to wash his hands properly, especially if he's going to prepare a meal, like he did the other night. YUK!

Tiggy - thinking about it; an upturned arse cleft would make quite a good taco substitute.

I'd probably avoid adding any hot chilli sauce, though - for the sake of the arse owner.

"BTW, you could eat your dinner out of my crack.

Tacos would work the best."

Ha ha ha ha ha. Top marks, Tiggy.

Whatever happens, keep GetOrf away from this thread!

Your DH sounds like Mr. Twit. You need to get him to one of those dodgy 'nail' salons for an anal waxing STAT. Actually, a dog groomer could be helpful?

Haha brain. This is like my worst nightmare.

IT ISN'T RIGHT!

Hope all is well with you in Qatar btw.

Just read this to DP who pointed out that even the worst public toilets don't have poo crumbs on them, so it really isn't normal and is a big deal.

It took a long time, as I am crying at some of these posts.

Re fandruff, could it be tiny particles of white loo roll left over from an over enthusiastic wiper?

OMG. Just read 2 pages of thread (so will have to go back and look for fanny batter or be confused for ever more) but guess what I just found on the bathroom floor? Well, it was more of a lump, about the size of a Revel (coffee), but still v. crumbly.

I've defiantly seen poo crumbs on the floor in ladies loos!

In fact just the other week, in the ladies loo at Alnwick gardens , I had to tell my 4 year old, well shouted at my four year old to watch wheremshemwas about to step. Bleuch

Wasn't there as song about this?

"Poodrops keep falling on my bed
Cos he's just the guy who ignored all that I have said
Nothin' stops the shit
Those poodrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin..."

Crumbs update no 3: Still no crumbs, and he has used the wet wipes for the first time today

I think it was mentioning that he had been royally roasted on MN that tipped him into submission.

That's absolutely horrible. Disgusting git!

Stick him in a pair of very tight, rubber pants during the night/ cling film his arse.

I couldn't put up with it. Sorry

I've always known them as Tagnuts.

Sick poo troll. J