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To go and lick my boss' chest?

999 replies

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
Secretswitch · 15/07/2013 20:43

WaitMonkey, won't your dh/DP be upset if he comes home to find you licking the postie?

NotAQueef · 15/07/2013 20:43

How did it go op?

UnexpectedStepmum · 15/07/2013 20:45

Also awaiting update with bated breath.

It was the other way round for me, I was the hot boss! DH found another job to avoid the difficulties of us working together when we got it on. He now enjoys telling people that I seduced him and then sacked him.

sillymillyb · 15/07/2013 20:45

Oh, I'm jealous - you all have people to lick! I want to lick someone!!

Stop licking and update us goddam it, op!

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 15/07/2013 20:46

Nothing? NOTHING? Even if she licked him head to toe - twice - that's just taking too long about it. He'll be all pruney at this rate.

watchingout · 15/07/2013 20:48

My virtual licking fantasies have now been shattered by the intrusion of the image of my postie Confused

titzup · 15/07/2013 20:48

Oooo I'm so excited, I can vicariously live through the OP! Thesedays I'm married and dull, but back in the day I too had a hot boss I had a major crush on (he was married, so nothing happened)!

So yeah, hoping you got it on OP!

trinitybleu · 15/07/2013 20:50

TrinityRhino .... yep, I'd have gone for the blue pill, but trinityblue was already gone when I opened my first Yahoo account circa 1998. Been trinitybleu every since Grin Before that I was Roobarb and my friend was Custard Grin Our names followed one another on the Vax system at Uni Grin

ZingWidge · 15/07/2013 20:51

Cabbage

maybe he is licking her now...fx

Secretswitch · 15/07/2013 20:51

Oops, sorry Watchingout! Perhaps your rag and bone man needs a old tidy tongue lash?

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 15/07/2013 20:51

I don't think she'll shag him tonight.Sad

She will lick him though. Grin

Secretswitch · 15/07/2013 20:52

Umm..AN old tidy tongue lash..don't want the pendants swooping down pissing on our fantasies!

bootsycollins · 15/07/2013 20:53

This is the best thread ever! Grin

TSSDNCOP · 15/07/2013 20:58

Man she's going to be so bummed if the licking didn't happen. It'll totally take the shine off marvelling at the way them spinner things dry your cossie after a swim.

QOD · 15/07/2013 20:58

Oh come on its nearly bloody 9

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 15/07/2013 20:59

The truth will never, ever be as good as our collective imaginings. Well, maybe apart from watchingout.

Youcanringmybell · 15/07/2013 21:00

Cooey Op......over here......

SoupDragon · 15/07/2013 21:01

Man she's going to be so bummed

Shock on a first non-date??

KvassInTheNight · 15/07/2013 21:04

They are in a nice city bar, sitting by an open window watching sunset and flirting. They are sharing a bottle of chilled sancerre and there is a nice breeze.

The boss is being very attentive. OP has not licked him yet.

Sallystyle · 15/07/2013 21:04

Maybe they didn't go swimming at the same time and now she is licking her wounds :(

AKissIsNotAContract · 15/07/2013 21:04

Bumming is definitely a third date activity.

TSSDNCOP · 15/07/2013 21:05

soup try not to lower the tone any further it's not Friday you know

TSSDNCOP · 15/07/2013 21:06
honestpointofview · 15/07/2013 21:08

Honeydragon thanks my lady - i have that effect on women!!

KvassInTheNight · 15/07/2013 21:08

OR, evil witch from accounts with fabulously toned thighs appeared in pool in v flattering black costume and boss swan up and down with her looking fascinated by her witty convo.

And OP had to swim with slightly spotty teenage office boy who has masssive crush on her instead.