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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
JesusInTheCabbageVan · 15/07/2013 21:09

Kvass Like it. Did he at one point reach out and gently tuck a strand of her hair behind her ear? If so, did she lick his wrist?

honestpointofview · 15/07/2013 21:10

we want news op on licking and ice creams.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 15/07/2013 21:10

Kvass Awkward x-post there Grin

AgathaF · 15/07/2013 21:14

Come on, what bloody time do you call this young lady? Spill the beans.

BoreOfWhabylon · 15/07/2013 21:19

While we are waiting shall I regale you all with the time I moved in to give a thorough chest-licking to a v hot guy on a v hot day?

Ok then...

The moment was spoiled a little when I suddenly recoiled and fled to bathroom gagging and spluttering as my tongue shrivelled!

Nothing like a mouthful of man-strength antiperspirant to kill the passion.

flamingtoaster · 15/07/2013 21:21

Well at least if she licks his chest after a swim and a shower it will be very clean.

Futterby · 15/07/2013 21:21

Just licked DP's chest and he just looked at me like Confused and went to make me cheese sandwich.

soupmaker · 15/07/2013 21:22

This thread is brilliant. I'm just shamelessly marking my spot in the hope OP comes back and tells all.

PattieOfurniture · 15/07/2013 21:29

I've never licked a man's chest, ever! Dh is getting out of the shower now.
Trouble is, if I attempt to lick it now he will think his lucks in

Come back Op!

honestpointofview · 15/07/2013 21:29

we want news op on licking and ice creams.

ZingWidge · 15/07/2013 21:29

MrZing's home!
he's jumping in the shower.

shall I offer to lick him? he'll be surprised...and might even be grateful to MN for the first time!Grin

ah, the power of MN!

HoratiaNelson · 15/07/2013 21:34

Just licked DH's chest - he couldn't even feel it through all the chest hair! he didn't find it even slightly odd...obviously used to my strange ways... Grin

swooosh · 15/07/2013 21:36

Place marking!

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 15/07/2013 21:37

think ill pass on licking dh's chest

though if he was david tennant id be all over him Grin

why is there no update? is op busy shagging having drinks with sexy hot boss?

KvassInTheNight · 15/07/2013 21:38

DP is sadly at work so no licking here.

Although he is probably in the shower right now after gym session .. cooling off with all the other firemen... all tanned and that Grin

QueenMaeve · 15/07/2013 21:39

we want news of the licking!

SmiteYouWithThunderbolts · 15/07/2013 21:40

DH is way too hairy to lick. I may have to grope him a little though.

Come on, OP! I neeed an update.

RevoltingPeasant · 15/07/2013 21:40

Fitter by that is pretty much how my dog would react to being licked...

RevoltingPeasant · 15/07/2013 21:41

*futterby, DH

KvassInTheNight · 15/07/2013 21:42

the boss

HoneyDragon · 15/07/2013 21:46

Rofl at RevoltingPeasants dog getting licked then making a cheese sandwich.

Best mental image EVER.

ruledbyheart · 15/07/2013 21:53

Shameless marking here too... DP is at work so I can't lick his chest although if he brings me home a pizza I may...

watchingout · 15/07/2013 21:53

Yum. Better now. Bye bye postie....

HenriettaPye · 15/07/2013 21:53

Laughing so hard at this I may actually piss myself

propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS · 15/07/2013 21:55

This is looking promising. I reckon OP is too busy to post....

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