To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

My neighbour's manky Lab just licked my nose..sadly I do not think it has the same impact.

TrinityRhino lol ... I've been trinitybleu all over the place since the first Matrix movie! But we can agree it's a cool start to a name, yeah?

Pressed the 'watch thread' option.

I didn't do that earlier and had to go looking.

Preferable to be the licker than the lickee I reckon. Mind you if his chest is licked in the pool, then it will taste of chlorine. Does he epilate or similar.

If I licked DH in a pool, he'd get out and go home.

Marking place.

What happened OP?

Who on earth can be bothered to shag in this weather? I'm too eat to even get up and grab another ice lolly!

My DH was my hot boss 8 years ago! Go for it and don't look back

Now I have an overwhelming urge to go and lick DH. It's all your fault OP.

Oh COME ON!!!!

Look you have to update even if it is "off for drinks etc" I need cheering up and I need to know about hot boss!

Update update update PLEASE

OMG you called yourself that because of the first matrix movie?!

so did I, thats how long I've had it lol

yes it is an awesome start to a name

sorry I kicked you

I'm actually quite sad that DH is on two weeks holiday. He's knocking about in shorts and vests WIBU to force him into a suit and make him roll up his sleeves...

Oooh I might lick DPs chest now.

He'll thank you for the idea [if he knew you gave it, which I will wholey take responsibility for].

she hasn't updated yet cause she doesn't want to lie and she would have to update

'licked him
knocked stuff off desk
bumped uglies on todays post
now on route to bedroom with a weeks worth of juice, lube and tissues'

which is a smidge embarassing

Oh God. What if she licked him and he was all and vs and .

What if she had to take her contacts out and licked the wrong dude.

Disclaimer I am by nature a fatalist.

i need a full description of hot boss in his trunks.

Water droplets dripping slowly from his manly chest. I hope he has a strong jawline with stubble, dark hair and piercing blue eyes. And is about 6ft 2, with nice, well defined arms.

I have never done this before but SHAMELESSLY MARKING MY PLACE!

and don't forget that he will have a six pack

Er, hello op ? We are waiting ?

PMSL.." if I licked dh, he would get out and go home"
My dh is still at work, so will lick him as he comes through door..

Marking my place too- op please get back to us tonight!!! Dying to hear!

Oooh excitedly and shamelessly marking my place too!

It's rubbish some times, being a SAHM. I am forced to order an enormous amount of stuff online in the hope of an attractive delivery person. It never bloody is.

I'm imagining all sorts of Bridget Jones/Daniel Cleaver shenanigans going on at the pool.

OP hasn't updated yet cos he's obviously asked her out for a drink as he wants to get into those massive tankini knickers....

Surely no news is good news?

(yes, yes - marking my place too!)

Waitmonkey

We got a gardener a while ago. I was all excited, picturing some hot, young man in a vest

When they turned up, they were amazing hot.

And female :(

DH was thrilled