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To go and lick my boss' chest?

999 replies

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
TrinityRhino · 15/07/2013 20:00
DawnOfTheDee · 15/07/2013 20:01

Thank god you didn't say button mushrooms HoneyDragon Grin

KvassInTheNight · 15/07/2013 20:01

I knew you were joking, ZingWidge

TrinityRhino · 15/07/2013 20:01

roffle honey, bless his cottons

Sallystyle · 15/07/2013 20:01

Kick my son Grin

TrinityRhino · 15/07/2013 20:02

or q tips...

DawnOfTheDee · 15/07/2013 20:02

.....he rubbed his chest with a white towel......

Oooh me fish and chips are here! Back soon!

Sallystyle · 15/07/2013 20:02

Isn't there no heavy petting rules at swimming pools? :(

KFFOREVER · 15/07/2013 20:03

Marking my place. Its 8pm. Wheres op?

QuintessentialOldDear · 15/07/2013 20:04

Is there any air-conditioning you can sabotage turn off?

HoneyDragon · 15/07/2013 20:05

Dawn pmsl at button mushrooms Grin

HotCrossPun · 15/07/2013 20:06

OP, I am very cross that I've just read through the whole thread and

  1. You haven't updated gave us all the gory details yet.

And 2 - Describe the chest! Is it smooth/sprinkling of hair/full of chest bush?

KvassInTheNight · 15/07/2013 20:08

I bet it was smooth. Like Ken's chest (Barbie Ken, not Livingstone).

HoneyDragon · 15/07/2013 20:09

Honestpointofview, has had me proper lolling

trinitybleu · 15/07/2013 20:09

TrinityRhino oi! Grin

Patosshades · 15/07/2013 20:09

shes isn't going to strap him down against his will and lick him till he cries

ha ha ha haaaaa Grin

I fancy a bit of licking now

Edendance · 15/07/2013 20:10

Well... It's 10 past 8 now...??!

sittinginthesun · 15/07/2013 20:10

Been years since I've actually wanted to lick someone. The thought of actually licking anyone in my office actually makes me want to throw up!

Mamafratelli · 15/07/2013 20:11

She is licking him in the changing rooms. Dirty cah Envy

Giraffeseyelashes · 15/07/2013 20:15

I hope your lateness of reply is due to hot post-swim date rather than hiding in shame after accidentally snotting your face during your swim!

MarmaladeTwatkins · 15/07/2013 20:15

If she isn't back by 8.30 to regale us all, then I am afraid that she is doing the nasty with Hot Chest.

Envy
Heartbrokenmum73 · 15/07/2013 20:15

Kvass can't believe you've sullied this thread by mentioning Ken Livingstone. Now I've done it too! Put me right off my ice cream that has...not really. Licks spoon.

TrinityRhino · 15/07/2013 20:17

sorry trinity but you're the only other trinity I've seen in all my years on here and I came over all 'that's my name bitch' on ya Grin

TheFallenNinja · 15/07/2013 20:21

Placemarking.

Ou est la OP?

SpottyTeacakes · 15/07/2013 20:21

I just read all of this and was hoping for an update!

Dp looks hot in a suit but he's a builder so he doesn't I don't get it often Grin