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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
Wereonourway · 16/07/2013 22:33

futterby not any more!

Lottapianos · 16/07/2013 22:39

Marking place for tomorrow morning!

CambridgeBlue · 16/07/2013 22:47

Marking my place, hope Pudsey's having fun - this thread reminds me of copping off with DH years ago. He wasn't my boss but was senior to me he's not any more. I love office shagathons romances!

I might try and lick DH when he comes to bed but he's quite hairy so finding a smooth bit could be a problem. I don't fancy a gob full of bloke fur.

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 16/07/2013 22:54

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Oblique27 · 16/07/2013 22:59

Shocked at myself for registering just to place mark!

But would love this to be real....sigh

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 16/07/2013 23:02

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WaitMonkey · 16/07/2013 23:06

Real or not, this is the best thread ever. Grin

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 16/07/2013 23:07

better than a book!!

if you reach 1000 posts op which is likely with us horny lot you will have to do a part 2 Grin

TrixyPixie · 16/07/2013 23:09

This thread has made my night, hope SB has made yours OP. Wink

Marks place.

HoneyDragon · 16/07/2013 23:10

Going by this thread than a LOT of us are trolls cliches as we all have former HB dh's or dw's.

JParkson · 16/07/2013 23:12

shamelessly place-marking here!

I've just found this thread, and DH keeps giving me Hmm looks because I keep sniggering to myself... :o

Ow ow ow burny is the best so far... I'd never be able to get DH to cook in the nuddy!

DoubleLifeIsALifeHalved · 16/07/2013 23:17

Gosh this thread has made me remember the fun of it all, had utterly forgotten :)

claudedebussy · 16/07/2013 23:20

ha love a good shag your boss thread. in my dreams...

good luck!!

Jeebs · 16/07/2013 23:23

Just checking that the post message button is working, y'know for when PD comes back

AKissIsNotAContract · 16/07/2013 23:28

this is what I imagine when I think of Speedos

TheCunnyFunt · 16/07/2013 23:42

Yep, me too Jeebs.

Seems to be in good working order!

Ilovemydogandmydoglovesme · 16/07/2013 23:57

God this like chick lit.

Come on op, put him down and tell us what's happening!

saulaboutme · 17/07/2013 00:04

Blackeyed Petit Pois, Happy Birthday!! Pudsey good luck.

Am so behind in this thread. We had friends over. Am getting in the shower now ready for DH.

Am so looking forward to catch up tomorrow.

I'm on page 21!!

harverina · 17/07/2013 00:05

Marking my place Blush

ExcuseTypos · 17/07/2013 00:09

They must have finished shagging by now.

We need an update Pudsey.

Somethingtothinkabout · 17/07/2013 00:10

I love this thread! Just found it and read it in one sitting!

Better than any book.

Can't wait for the update, the lack of one so far is making me optimistic for a Home one Grin

Somethingtothinkabout · 17/07/2013 00:13

I love this thread! Just found it and read it in one sitting!

Better than any book.

Can't wait for the update, the lack of one so far is making me optimistic for a great one! Grin

Breezy1985 · 17/07/2013 00:25

Best thread ever Grin

RidingOnAYoni · 17/07/2013 00:30

You've got to update tonight OP Envy

DelayedActionMouseMaker · 17/07/2013 00:41

Ok, I give in, I'm off to bed, whoever is on here for the last few posts can you create a new one with this one inked in so the op can find it, no one will be able to do a thing tomorrow til we hear all the details! :)