To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

I was managing to following all of this thread until I got to this bit. Scottish is Scottish? Sarsons? security spikes? abs?

Think we are all just desperate for an update!!

Oh very bollocks Theone I am in a forrin land and the holiday wine is upon me

this here is the picture intended for Tracey

GO PUDSEY

Woman after my own heart. I'd defo ask the MN massive on advice on how to get into HB pants and then update that I was about to get lucky! Hello! Why would you leave all those people waiting??

SHAG HIM ROTTEN PUDSEY!

Futt the latter. See pp re holiday refreshments. Hic!

How exciting! Can't wait for the next update!

@TSSDNCOP

Evening JulieMNHQ are you'all lickin that Gin bottle?

I'm getting ready to stick my head in the freezer.

think it's a bit gentle zara: I'd put the theme tune at bad romance, or the bloodhound gang - you know the one ;)

titzup gonna stick with the Pharrell Williams theme. Not that there was much in the way of by the sounds of things...

Enjoy that wine TSS ;)

TSSDNCOP ! I think Tracey's dh would run a mile if she went for him with that!

pudsey If you don't get to lick HB please come and lick my chest

You sound awesome, I've fallen in love with you more with each update.

Not sure about the doubters, I'd imagine similar things happen in offices up and down the country week in week out, the difference being they aren't all on MN

AKiss - so just take the speedos off. Simple .

Wereonourway that came up on my "threads I'm on" page as " pudsey If you don't get to lick HB please come and lick my c"... This was my face -

All this troll hunting is ruining an amazing thread!

I love your thread OP swit swoooo!

I don't care if this is real or not, I'm rather enjoying it.

I third whoever said they adore their DH, but miss that first kiss excitement.

why is this not in Classics yet?

sadly am not a long tongued frog..

at him running a mile. he's now watching a western. It's going to be a long wait...

futterby I originally only typed "come and lick me" so thought I'd better specify "chest".

Although the way the thread is going I actually couldn't give a shit where she licked.

Pudsey has replaced Davina McCall as my I'd turn for her" lady. And I've no idea what she looks like!

Davina McCall?! Really?!

Oh god, I need to go to bed but keep clicking refresh in the hope of just one more update...!

Hope it goes well OP. Tragically, I plan for this thread to be the first thing I check in the morning.

I just hope there is some licking going on right now. You must both be on fire with lust by now!

Sigh

I'm off to bed with a Jilly Cooper. That's the closest to any filthy fun I'll get tonight :(

Enjoy it OP you lucky, lucky duck

yep I think Pudsey is far too busy licking to update.

But I imagine that as she is licking, she will think of us all, smirk, and he will murmur 'what's so funny' ......