To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

EeTracy can I suggest your dog/cat/screen? Worked a treat last night for many sex starved MNers.

How have I missed this?! Just sped read - reminds me of how I met DH lots of office flirting it was great :)

Is that the reason this thread keeps crashing? Because everyone is licking computers up and down the country/world?
My DH is at work- no licking in my house

Love this thread! go OP

(And do come back and update us tomorrow)

TraceyLuv I suspect context is all in nipple licking. It has to be fairly chilled and slow. I can't really see a huge role for Bargain Hunt.

Awesome thread OP. Takes me right back... DH was never my boss but we met through work, I fancied him for ages then one night got hammered my courage up and pounced. That was nearly 7 years ago now

This is brilliant! Go Pudsey!

lol @ the bargain hunt chicken sandwich

hmm. I guess you're right - trouble is, it's so bloody hot, I've been sleeping in ds bottom bunk for the past few nights! Can't quite reach dh with my tongue from there..maybe I'll attempt to stay on the same floor tonight..

Evening,

We know it's baking outside and temperatures are high but if you could hit report rather than posting troll accusations we'd be grateful.

MNHQ

I'm new to MN and don't give a monkeys if its all fibbers, I'm loving it!! scottishmummy you are obviously deprived and muchos jealous!! I admit I am!!
Go Pudsey! :)

Mmmm I'd like to give Luther a good licking

Um, I very much doubt scottishmummy is well jel TBH.

Last thing I was accused of being wel jel of was the engagement bridezillas bling rings
Do add this to the wel jel list if you wish

So why you here?

SM isn't wel Jel. She is just a killjoy!

unless you are she EeTracy in which case it's a sinch

catgirl1976 "just resting my abs" MASSIVE SNORT

Um security spikes TSSDNCOP?

Evening JulieMNHQ are you'all lickin that Gin bottle?

Marking my place :)

I don't know if that was directed at Scottish people or scottishmummy, so I don't know whether to be offended or agree with you :p

I can't see past the Speedos I'm afraid. It doesn't matter how hot he is. Speedos.

I'm pretty sure someone must get randy in scotland some time, or else we wouldn't have any scottish people would we?