To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

Wow! I posted right back at the beginning then didn't look at mn all day. Big mistake! It's now nearly 4in the morning where I am and I've just stayed awake for an extra hour after feeding the baby to catch up!

Laughed my head off - you guys are hilarious.

OP, hope you're having a lovely time licking getting to know your boss a bit better!

I think you understand completely,but don't like my posts
There is a difference between your non-comprehension
and disagreeing with my posts

Stuff like this absolutely does happen.

My DD sometimes asks about the dog tags I keep in my bedroom and I blush.

Actually Scottishmummy I think the talk guidelines state that if you think it's a wind up, you tell MNHQ rather than post on the thread concerned.

Anyway ignoring the naysayers dh is very grateful for being thoroughly licked but has no idea it is down to MN

Go Pudsey!

Non-comprehension isn't even a word. I think you're just grumpy because you've not had a good licking recently.

Scottish nobody gives a toss if they're rubber neckers. It's all a bit of fun, whether It's real or not. If you're not keen there's plenty of other threads available that may suit your tastes.

Wondering what hot boss has cooked? Visions of them not making it to the table and having a bit of a nine and a half weeks moment with the food (think that's the film I mean).

TSSDNCOP Mmmmm, vinegary.

I think he's done a spicy salad.

My dh hates being licked - chest, neck, face, he goes all [ewww gerroff] That's what 15 years does I guess... :(

No nipple licking?

mmm, gonna have to mark my place, i wanna know!!!!!

I think he'll have got a few bits and bobs in from a nice deli, meats, cheese, some nice wine.

God I'm jealous.

Without mentioning this thread, I just asked DP if I could lick his chest.

He declined.

Thanks to this thread, my DP is currently cooking noodles naked. I've just heard a shout of "OW OW OW BURNY!!" From the kitchen.

Oh this happened to me.

Reader, I married him

Good luck OP

Ooh, I'll try the nipples. Hang on..

Hotcross some naice ham from the naice deli surely.

Christ if I was the OP I'd have sheared the skin off his back across the living room carpet by now.

GO PUDSEY!

Can you hear me? I'm cheering from a forrin place?

I don't care if this is not real. It's been great entertainment. My dh has a big smile on his face after getting licked. Good night ahead

apparently it's 'really annoying' Although perhaps whilst he's eating a chicken sandwich and watching an old episode of Bargain Hunt may not be the best time for me to try it..

Loving this, it's cheered up my boring evening!

Shamelessly place marking as well!

Nice job well executed Futterby.

Thank you

Futterby that made me laugh out loud now the baby is stirring!!!
I don't care if this is a wind up its hilarious and kept me going today everyone needs a laugh sometimes. I hope it's not a wind up and Pudsey is seriously getting some- you go get him!!