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To go and lick my boss' chest?

999 replies

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
titzup · 16/07/2013 20:34

I'm not sure if I were going to get intimate with someone but wasn't going to update the MN massive about it I'd bother whining about it on the thread where someone who IS prepared to do it is having their fun? Hmm I'm not sure that it'd serve any more purpose than the update of the jiggying tbh.

jeanmiguelfangio · 16/07/2013 20:37

Who cares scottish- we have all had a great laugh and enjoyed this thread so what does it matter anyway- too hot to be moaning! And yes, yes she should be telling the masses, we are all waiting impatiently and it is good manners to come and tell a lot of Internet people who are living vicariously through her!!

Go Pudsey!! Lick him!! Lick him for all of us!!

titzup · 16/07/2013 20:39

DH has just commented he's glad it's not him, this poor male, unknowingly being cyber-licked by the entirety of mumsnet (except scottishmummy).

scratchandsniff · 16/07/2013 20:40

Oh my gosh just read this to the end. I'm envious, I want to be getting jiggy with your hot boss instead of watching holby city with a baby monitor beside me. You two are so going to get down and dirty tonight! Woo hoo can't wait for an update.

MalcolmTuckerSwearsBy · 16/07/2013 20:41

Markin place!!!!! Squeeeeeeeeee!

PoppyWearer · 16/07/2013 20:41

Whyohwhyohwhy does this thread keep crashing my MN app?

(Cunningly disguises thread-marker)

SamuelWestsMistress · 16/07/2013 20:42

His chest is so in for a licking before the sun has set tonight!

Snapespeare · 16/07/2013 20:42
LineRunner · 16/07/2013 20:42

FunLovin

It's a classic MN bonkbuster. Burst pipes, man arrives, a bit of extra outdoor work organised, heatwave, top off, blue eyes, cold beer...

catgirl1976 · 16/07/2013 20:43

Do you think MNHQ would do a campaign to get us all a HotBoss?

Mine thinks he's a hot boss.

He once came into my office, lay across my desk in a funny way Hmm

I asked him what he was doing and he said "I'm just resting my abs" Hmm

Anchorman has nothing on him

Gruntfuttock · 16/07/2013 20:43

Ok enough is enough!

This is either:-

a) a wind-up and/or experiment by an unpublished chick-lit author

or

b) I am incredibly Envy

LineRunner · 16/07/2013 20:44

Hot stuff does actually happen in RL.

GreenSkittles · 16/07/2013 20:45

For the 'If the genders were reversed' moaners - My DB couldn't stop talking about his Hot Boss when he started working under her. They got married last month!

scottishmummy · 16/07/2013 20:45

Oh you'll get told off for pissing on chips,not falling in line with the rubberneckers

mootime · 16/07/2013 20:46

Exactly. Who cares. It's a jolly good read for us all!
Also when a bit of tension has been building it can go v quickly. With my hb, we ended up staying later than others in the pub one night, flirting upped with a quick peck at the end of the night. Next day, an email invite to dinner that night which was accepted and much licking followed!!!
There seems to be no point hanging about if you see each other all day.
Go OP! Hope it's not too hot for some licking!

98percentchocolate · 16/07/2013 20:46

starts googling wedding hats

WilsonFrickett · 16/07/2013 20:47

Oh my Christ, shes at the flat!!!

Someone's getting a licking tonigh!

GlobalWarning · 16/07/2013 20:47

Place marking! Go OP! Great thread

LadyBeagleEyes · 16/07/2013 20:48

Course it's a wind up.
But it's harmless and people are enjoying it, I'm just seeing it as a bit Mills and Boon and I hate Mills and Boon.

FunLovinBunster · 16/07/2013 20:48

Right. That's it. Scottish is BANNED from licking ANYONE.
Hot or not.

HotCrossPun · 16/07/2013 20:50

Nobody is telling you off Scottishmummy godforbid

Is coming along and saying that you don't think it's true not akin to trollhunting?

If you aren't interested by it then don't read.

You seem to have a habit of posting on threads that irritate you. Funny that Hmm

MrsMelons · 16/07/2013 20:52

I don't think it is impossible for this to be true, things like this have happened to me in the past when I was younger, single and didn't think about consequences Grin

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 16/07/2013 20:52

I just licked DP. It was quite nice, although not very salty as he has just had a bath! Sad I really want a Twister now! Confused

scottishmummy · 16/07/2013 20:52

If you think my posts inappropriate tell mnhq,instead of idle speculation

TheOneWithTheHair · 16/07/2013 20:53

Just place marking to see if Pudsey gets to lick hb's chest tonight.

Good luck Pudsey. Grin

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