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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

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scottishmummy · 16/07/2013 20:19

Op,that is tantalisingly enough for the rubber neckers they'll speculate for hours

inneedofrain · 16/07/2013 20:23

Yippie go pudsey and her hb

Good luck, hope he cooks as well

Enjoy your self

FunLovinBunster · 16/07/2013 20:23

Scottish, Are we going to have to put you on the naughty spot to await a spanking from HB after he's finished giving Ms Pudsey a night of pash?

Sparklingbrook · 16/07/2013 20:24

Did the pub not do food? Grin

lessonsintightropes · 16/07/2013 20:24

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olidusUrsus · 16/07/2013 20:25

Is he preparing sausages for tea?

KoalaFace · 16/07/2013 20:25

Pudsey is in position. I repeat. Pudsey is in position.

Operation Lick Hot Boss is underway!

FunLovinBunster · 16/07/2013 20:25

Anyone for a Lord Toffingham?

Quangle · 16/07/2013 20:26

Cor. Just wanted to say that, really.

It's been decades btw Grin

FunLovinBunster · 16/07/2013 20:26

(1970s lolly)

SauvignonBlanche · 16/07/2013 20:26

Excellent! Grin

scottishmummy · 16/07/2013 20:26

Ok,so it's done thing to update online strangers of likely jiggy?
I think it's all v peculiar,Both the op and the rubberneckers
If I were going to get intimate I'd sure not be updating the mn massive

FunLovinBunster · 16/07/2013 20:27

Sausages...lets hope they are Thick and Juicy...
And not of the Cocktail variety

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DelayedActionMouseMaker · 16/07/2013 20:29

Wooo hoooo!!!! Oh god, I just LOVE this bit...I echo the poster up thread who said she adored her husband but would like just one more 'first kiss'!! ESP good when you've had tension for months before...I envy you Pudsy! Enjoy!

LineRunner · 16/07/2013 20:29

I've got a bit of a thing going on with the builder that you'd probably all like to know about. Smile

HotCrossPun · 16/07/2013 20:29

Funny, interesting, fast moving thread and in comes Scottishmummy to piss on everybody's chips.

Standard procedure.

scottishmummy · 16/07/2013 20:31

I don't think I'll cool anyone ardour or vivid imagination on this topic

LineRunner · 16/07/2013 20:31

I love that expression, HotCross.

msbear · 16/07/2013 20:31

shamelessly placemarking, living vicariously etc....Grin

FunLovinBunster · 16/07/2013 20:31

Do you think Pudsey would mind if I gave him a lick?
Anyone else up for it?

FunLovinBunster · 16/07/2013 20:33

Go on, Line, spill. I'll just grab another frozen phallus treat...

Fakebook · 16/07/2013 20:33

Wow, that was quick OP. This reminds me of another boss thread from a couple of years ago. Very similar.

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