To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

i bloody love this thread!

ditto swoosh #secondlife haha

Futterby are you in the office ?

I love this thread. I am deeply, deeply happy with my DH but would like just one more first kiss. IYSWIM. It doesn't even have to be in a sexcuzzi.

Hilarious thread :o Marking place

No Wilson, we're in our flat now if you'll excuse me...

I am struggling to write an effing assignment in the most boring topic known to man, whilst taking care of a 4 month old on 2 hrs sleep in this effing heat. This thread has provided much needed procrastination/reward time (every time I complete a section, I am allowed to read another page - that worked until OP finally told us what went on last night and rationing went out the window - now I'm frantically hitting F5 hoping for more action!)

FWIW, my boss has been described as "either the fittest fat bloke ever, or the fattest fit bloke ever".

Thank you OP. I love you.

The thread keeps crashing

What's happened?

good lord seriously hot and sweaty here after reading this entire thread and it has nothing to do with the fact that its still stupidly warm outside

shameless placemarking for further developments

Shaking Pom poms and cheering for Pudsey!

I've been having the same problems with this thread crashing.. grrrr. Its taken me about an hour to read the updates and I'm only reading the OPs posts! Had to fire up the laptop in the end.

shameless place marking...

No, no, you absolutely CAN'T wait til tomorrow...even if you have to. Pop to the loo for 5 minutes to clean up after the deed WE NEED TO KNOW....don't you know how many women are re living their youth vicariously through you....we shan't SLEEP til we know I tell you!!!!!

Absolutely this!

Love it. marking place. :)

Hope it's all going swimmingly for you both! Summertime cheer

Place marking. If this turns out to be a wind up, and I don't for a minute think it is, but I wouldn't care. it's better than any book, I've read in a long time.

I had problems with this thread earlier. There was about an hour missing, and it was just the bit with the first update this morning. Everyone was talking about it, and I didn't know what had happened. So frustrating.

Opening wine & marking place!

It is very reminiscent of Dan Snow Boss.

Oi Scottish, get yourself a phallic shaped lolly and come and sit with us!

Just drying my tears of laughter and marking place - I'm sure DH wouldn't be averse to a bit of a lick!

Quick update. In toilet- apologies for spelling erros

Swimming went v v well; epic epic epic amounts of flirting. Had a quik drink in a pub afterwards and was invited back to his place for food.

I'm in his toilet right now. whilst he's preparing something (no idea what).

I'm not sure if we'll get down and dirty tonight but things have certainly stepped up a gear.

Need to go now so he doesn't think I'm having a massive poo.

Marking spot. Awesome fred.

Lol,you smooth talker.that quite an offer

His toilet's very very clean btw- always a good sign.

Not a wind up either

:o go pudsey