To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

Okay, hands up. Who had a bonk last night/is planning a bonk tonight after reading this thread?

Pudseyduck is going to be solely responsible for a 2014 baby boom!

Or we'd trip up over our own feet like a twat.

Me HotCrossPun

Me HotCross, thrice

DH just came home from work and sat down at the computer as per bloody usual . A couple of moments later I got a "Huh. So that's why you licked me last night..."

at muppetthecow's DH.

I'm loving this! It's defo going off tonight

The country's strewn with soggy, well licked men courtesy of this thread!

Not fair - I've never had a sexy boss. One looked like Mr Bean, one wove his sporting accomplishments into every. single. conversation. One was very masculine ... and she was a cow.

My dh just licked me!

I've had no internet since this morning because of broadband being changed over and I've been literally DYING to catch up on this thread all day Hope you are having fun Pudsey!

Keeps hitting refresh.

This thread is ace!! looking forward to the update in the morning

No, no, you absolutely CAN'T wait til tomorrow...even if you have to. Pop to the loo for 5 minutes to clean up after the deed WE NEED TO KNOW....don't you know how many women are re living their youth vicariously through you....we shan't SLEEP til we know I tell you!!!!!

I'm personally hoping for some copping off but no sex, I hope he's got serious intent for our Pudsey, that way we get months of mileage! :o

My DP licks me all the time Secretswitch. I hate it so occasionally try the whole "see how you like it" approach to show him how wrong he is but it always backfires because he does like it.

I've never had a hot boss (definitely in wr

Dammit! All this excitement making me post prematurely - hope that's the only thing that happens prematurely .....

(Definitely in wrong career!)

Marking place, this is too good to miss!

DP is currently pretending not to watch me suck on a fruit pastilles ice lolly, all while failing trying to hide his hard-on with his towel. Thanks Pudsy!

God my life is so boring in comparison!

Bloody ipad keeps crashing you dont know how long its taken me to read 13 pages of updates on a knackered wheezing laptop and I'm now late for night out with the girls. Wonder how many others are going to be late

OP Purleeze update asap. I shall be checking in again before bedtime shag/lickathon with DH

Anyone else finding licking a bit salty at this time of year . DH bit confused now.