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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
Jestrin · 16/07/2013 16:43

I have been lurking on this thread and have just got to page 24. I have to say Talc you have delivered again! Awesome picture!!

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PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 16:45

Eurgh, I've got some crappy old work stuff to get done in another part of the building and then he's in a meeting 5pm-6pm so I doubt there'll be any new developments until post-swimming.

Will try and update later using the shorthand emoticons above. If I'm too busy sexing it up then first thing tomorrow, I promise.

x

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WheresMyCow · 16/07/2013 16:47

Okay, I have to shamelessly mark my place now that I've spent so much time catching up on this thread and not doing any work Shock

All I have to say is...Go Pudsey!!! Grin

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 16/07/2013 16:50

This has taken me back thirty years... Grin

Fisharefriendsnotfood · 16/07/2013 16:54

Wow I love dh so much but would cut off my arm to experience that thrill of the start of something... (Not actually) Pudsey lots of mners are living vicariously through you tonight, go forth and fornicate Grin

MyPhoneIsMyWorld · 16/07/2013 16:54

Excellent idea MinnieBar

Pudsey I think I fancy your boss now too with all the descriptions you've given.

Futterby · 16/07/2013 17:03

Me too MyPhone!

Edendance · 16/07/2013 17:03

Loving this thread!! So much better than 50 shades... That's for sure! Bit of distance in he office is no bad thing, gives him a chance to miss you!

DharmaLovesDraco · 16/07/2013 17:04

I had a hot boss too - ours started by him offering me a bit of his chocolate eclair, 2 children and 14 years later we're still going and he's still hot ;)

QueenStromba · 16/07/2013 17:15

Good luck tonight. At least due to the genius emoticon shorthand no updates will be an update in itself :)

MannishBoy · 16/07/2013 17:17

Jesus I need a lie down

CissyMeldrum · 16/07/2013 17:20

Have a nice night , love those tummy flutters Grin

Heartbrokenmum73 · 16/07/2013 17:22

Good grief but this is fantastic! I want a HB too. Or any kind of hot bloke would do at the moment. Being single, the heat and this thread = not a good mix Sad.

But go Pudsey!!!

Keepthechangeyoufilthyanimal · 16/07/2013 17:34

I am totally loving this! So jealous of young free and single life being able to flirt and go out with hot men

Furball · 16/07/2013 17:37

I also need to join in with updates Blush

Hotsfortheboss · 16/07/2013 17:45

Hotsfortheboss Tell. us. everything.

Oh, I've not been in the job long, there are only four of us, cute boss, two other blokes and me. Small company.
He's just so lovely and rather shy around women. I am so tense around him, and incredibly frustrated. I just want to roger him senseless.....

I am a gold medal flirt and unusually know when the signs are in my favour. The body language is right, we talk a lot at lunch time but I'm worried to step it up too much in case he is one of those blokes who won't mix business with pleasure. It would be awkward if I made a tit of myself.

I very much look forward to going to work.....and the night out soon.

OwlinaTree · 16/07/2013 17:46

I've never had a hot boss...curses! Good luck for the date! Smile Smile

TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff · 16/07/2013 17:54

I am totally loving this. Not had any licking (or kicking...) action so will be living through you Envy

cls77 · 16/07/2013 17:58

Heartbrokenmum73 totally agree! Been single for 11 months, after 15yrs :( This thread is incredible!!!!

OnTheNingNangNong · 16/07/2013 18:05

This should be in classics, it is brilliant. Definitely better than that 50 shades nonsense.

Hope all goes well Pudsey! I wonder if HB knows what he's in for....

headlesslambrini · 16/07/2013 18:13

Def one for classics.

jeanmiguelfangio · 16/07/2013 18:16

Literally cannot wait for an update- have to go bath baby- probably the only morning I won't mind getting up early to feed her!!
Go pudsey!!! Best thread ever!!!

outingmyselfprobably · 16/07/2013 18:22

I really really hope this is real and not a wind up by a bored journo/blogger who'll later write about how we're sexually deprived and living vicariously through OP!

MyPhoneIsMyWorld · 16/07/2013 18:23

OP, I hope you're not planning on any shenanigans tomorrow evening, it's Prentice final. My brain won't be able to cope with the excitement of this thread and concentrating on the tellybox.

OrangeLily · 16/07/2013 18:23

If this was me there would be a melted ice lolly all over my keyboard closely followed by a spilt bottle of coke/smashed glass bottle of coke. Well done for sexy office-ness!