To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

Muppetthecow, I always feel like a porn star eating a twister, its the red end

More twister lollies need to be eaten... in public.

I may be enjoying this thread a little too much. How sad is my life.

Pudsey

Do you have long hair or shoulder lenght works well?

If so please for the love of god tell me it is up in this weather. If so at the end of the day when everyone else has gone home and you are catching a lift to the pool, Take you hair out and Shake it lose! Make sure you do this in hot bosses eyeline, shake s l o w l y let your hair cascade.

Next one, in car on the way to the pool! Tuck one ankle behind the other, and then bring them both back towards the seat swivel your butt towards the car door and your knees towards the gear stick / center of the car (your feet should be near your butt but on the floor obvsiouly). This will make your legs look as perfect as possible and will also encourage "accidentally" feeling them when changing gear!

Take longer than him is possible to get changed at the pool (please tell me you can dive?) if so and assuming it is allowed at your pool, dive in and switch to your prefered stroke power up the pool towards him!

I´ll try and think of a couple more how to be sexy in a classy way tips from my pre-boring and married life

I hope to GOD he isn't reading this thread!

Saggy I hope he is so he knows exactly what's expected of him!

inneedofrain, the best mills & boon post I've read

so jealous here.

QueenMaeve I think it's impossible not to! They must be every teenage boy's fantasy nightmare

I have done bugger all at work today except keep checking this thread and wishing I had a hot boss, tbh anyone remotely attractive to look at whilst at work

I've only been on MN a few weeks, I don't think I can ever leave now!

I'm off to buy some twisters for the women in my office.

That sounds like a sackable comment, just there!

This might be my favourite thread of all time.... I'm very

This is like chick-lit.

OP, just do emoticon updates from the loo tonight.

= it's going great
= it's going ok
= some kind of action

And then combine the usual ones, if necessary. So you could have + + = he's good in bed
Or + if he turns out to be some kind of perve

God it's bloody ages since I've had a twister!

Oh my goodness, can't believe I missed this thread before now.

Half of Mumsnet is sharing your love life vicariously.

I just thought bollocks I'm having him, this flirting nonsense has gone on too long

Love it

He is so into you. I put a large amount of money on him making a move tonight.

You've pulled!! Fantastic!

Will you be switching to the sexy bikini tonight? Sounds like you don't need to engineer a sauna/jacuzzi session to get him interested .

Oooo! I'm so excited!! Love MinnieBar's emoticon shorthand.

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^ Pudsey suffering Sudden Halter-Neck Bikini Failure in jacuzzi in front of HB. Leisure Centre imposes life ban - later reduced to ten years for good behaviour.

Talc

Anyone else suddenly fancy a swim?

Anybody else notice the "if this were a man perving on a woman..." pooh-poohers have left the building? I have, with relief and pleasure.

@ "tax disc" - this actually caused me to guffaw at my desk.

Think the pooh poohers are too busy joining in the vicarious licking.

Pedant - yes.

If Pudsey was hot boss's boss rather than the other way around, and if she were in a position to negatively affect his career if he turned her down, or if she thought less of his leadership skills and professional performance simply because he was 'hot', there would be a case to answer. But she isn't and doesn't.

Though I suspect she has a different kind of performance-related reward in mind for later.

Just back from the shop with a Twister lolly. I haven't had one of these for years and years. Trying to eat it all sexy like now....

inne the hair is a no-go... I'm a short croppy bob sorta girl. But I can do a mean shaggy bed-head type thing that I've been told looks sexy by a gay bloke but never mind

Love it talc