To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

Oh, skip the swim...

Sniggers

Sounds like the perfect reply to me.

Lucky you.

Lucky Boss.

I said

A drink sounds great. Looking forward to it

x

...playin it cool trigger

Woohoo!!! Get in there, no time for swim just Jacuzzi and one or two drinks...then maybe....????!!!!

"If you promise to wear your speedos..."

Well that does sound like a very lickable chest , tongue hockey could be on the menu tonight Pudsey have you got your Impulse and Gold spot in your bag?

Offer to pop down to the newsagents to buy a cornetto and then eat it in a proper dirty fashion.

(FWIW I married my hot boss and now have 3 kids). It does work out for some.

Hilarious to think that some on this thread would consider me some sort of sex pest for having the cheek to actually fancy someone from work. DH wishes I was still such a pest!!

Oh my giddy gusset! This is the best thread ever....

oh I just did a squeeeee! I'm supposed to be taking DS out for tea tonight. Don't do anything till I get home!

Mind you, you were right on the 'no MNing in case he thinks I'm doing a massive poo' so does that mean we'll have to wait till tomorrow for an update? Nooooooo!

This is progressing nicely! You can do that licking Tequila off each other thing that they do on TOWIE.

disclaimer - this may not be the classiest approach to seduction and may not be acceptable outside of Essex

tedmundo AMAZING IDEA!

I'm off for Cornettos. Or the most phallic ice lolly I can find.

at giddy gusset !

WHOA! X posted with your update!

No cornetto required clearly.

What did you email back?? I do love an office romance.

those rocket ones always look a bit slutty to me

Wow loving this thread Pudsey! Good luck later :)

Sparkle It sounds amazing. Tequila and boss licking... what's not to love.

Wilson Not sure, I'll try and get on later but it depends how the evening progresses

In answer to other questions, I have some naice perfume (Noa by Cacharel, my fave) and some fanny wipes just in case. I also tidied my bush last night. And I have spare very sexy pants that I'm going to put on after swimming. And another pair for tomorrow just in case. Hussie.

You are a fast mover! One minute you say he is hot, the next you are swimming and drinking together! awesome work :grin

I kinda want to have sex with HB too.

And nice nipples as well- not like tax disks

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Well, lucky you OP. My boss looks like this only with crazier hair.

I once seriously disturbed my boss on a work summer outing by (quite innocently) eating a Twister lolly. Poor man had to sit cross legged for quite some time afterwards. He's now my DH of four years and we're about to have DS2. Go for it pudsey

Love this thread and the updates! Well done Pudsey... Good hussie skills

Grr. My DH's chest is too hairy to be nice to lick and a bit skinny unlike hot boss

It's a very nice chest, don't get me wrong, it's just not lickable

Go and buy a cold can of coke then sit at your desk and hold it up to your neck to cool yourself. Or fan yourself with a book. Thereby creating an image in his head that you really need to be undressed.
(Jeepers I have read too many bad novels)

Samu We've had some sexual tension bubbling for about 6 months ever since I started in this office. We've always had a bit of a flirt etc but yesterday when he was looking so damn fine I just thought bollocks I'm having him, this flirting nonsense has gone on too long. And here we are...