To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

I hope you're wearing trousers, Pudsey!

C4ro It's a really nice car. Mercedes something (I want to say Kompressor but I'm not sure). Dark blue. Looks like a good sex car.

Neo The chest is tanned. Very well toned with very well defined pecks and a good six pack. Not like proper gym-bunny six pack, just really manly and firm. A line of black hair trailing from the belly button down but apart from that largely hairless. A tiny bit of hair around the outside of the nipples but that's it. And nice nipples as well- not like tax disks!

Mannish No, a skirt, A-line, just above the knee. But I am wearing pants, luckily. not that I make a habit of going to work comando of course

This thread is torture.

I am not getting any at the moment as DH had a small operation and is out of action for a few more weeks.

Also I am having an extension built by a seriously hot builder. He is all sweaty and salty and ripped and very lickable and only a few feet away.

TORTURE!

"A good sex car"

Scuba isn't the most erotic hobby (I know from experience; hence username) - you sound like Darth Vadar with a sinus infection and you look like a clown with a rubber fixation.

Plus, if you do BSAC, the rescue breaths are done by clamping your mouth over the other person's NOSE so you have to be careful what you eat for days (and there's nothing sexy about a nose job).

PADI does mouth-mouth though. Ooh, you could go for a week to somewhere tropical for an intensive shag in PADI course.

Don't you have to get some giant false eyelashes and pen "I love you" on your eyelids and blink at him (like those girls did in the Indiana Jones film).

He DEFINITELY looks like a young Harrison Ford in my imaginings this chap of yours...

"Nipples....not like tax discs"
I am luffing this thread!

MNHQ this needs to end up in classics.

What does he drive?
A convertible?
Sports coupe?
Range Rover?
I've GOT TO KNOW so I can set the scene in my head!

I'm at work with nothing to do as I'm being made redundant next week. Reading this thread has cheered me up no end! I will have lots of spare time when unemployed to read all about OP's 1st shag with hot boss!

X post, a merc.
I'm swooning!

In honour of you Pudsey I indulged in a little chest licking last night.

I wasn't actually thinking about you at the time but reckon it may have been subconscious - I did chuckle a little when the thought popped randomly into my head post coitus.

talk about vicariously enjoying someone else's love life! tooooo exciting!

You could try staring intently at your screen while nibbling your bottom lip & subconsciously twiddling your hair near your neck! Or go to scratch the back of your head/neck & slowly trail your fingers down your neck/shoulder to draw his focus down... But you must make it look like you're concentrating far too hard on your work to be being deliberately seductive & absolutely mustn't glance over at him for a good few minutes after!

I'm currently trapped on the sofa by a sleeping newborn. It's a very good excuse to sit down & MN! Keep the updates coming OP - I need entertainment!

Jojo Okay. I'm gonna do that in the next five minutes. Lemme just perfect the art of staring intently at my screen and not looking over at him.

Nibbling your bottom lip is good.

talk about vicariously enjoying someone else's love life!
Its not even her love life yet!!
The poor bloke is probably just being polite!

Have you got some spare knickers in your swim bag ? Just in case you don't actually make it home tonight?
Tricep stretch will get his attention, but you must be subtle and looking in the wrong direction so he can sneak a peek risk free.

My life this is the best thread ever!!! Proper exciting pudsey!!! Lick that boss!! (Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd type!!)

I've already warned DP to expect a good ol' lickin when he gets home all hot, sweaty and manly, hmmmm....

Shamelessly marking place for further inspiration

I may need to leave this thread...

Definitely a thread for the classics.

Did the lip nibbling work Pudsey ?!

I just received this email;

Looking forward to cooling off swimming again tonight. Have you got time for a drink or two afterwards?

x

How do I respond to that?

"Of course I've got time for a drink, I'm only gonna go home and flick myself off thinking of you otherwise"

Black See above, it looks like it might have.