To go and lick my boss' chest?

[PudseyDuck]

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

pudsey I imagine your little arrow will dart all over your screen

I did mean Christian Grey! Sebastian Grey is another book altogether! Call it baby brain!

Ooh was this meeting already scheduled or did HB do his possibly imagined sexy smirk and say, "Miss Duck, I've arranged an urgent meeting in ten minutes. Just us. We'll need an hour."

Are you not out of the meeting yet Pudsey?!

Great work Pudsey.

Sorry, x-post.

Has he ever done the thing with the clitoris mouse before? Bet he hasn't.

Gulp. He's just offered me a lift to swimming later on because I left my car there last night and was going to walk there after work then take my car home tonight.

This means 2 things.

Number one: It'll be me and him left in the office once everyone else has left because I usually leave at about 6pm with everyone else and he normally stays until about 6.30pm.

Number two: It'll be me and him alone in his car

When I worked in an office i sat next to a guy - well I used to have an irresistible urge to stroke the back of his neck, you know where the hairline just starts and is all short. Nothing ever happened - he took a job half way round the world . Then about a year later I had to go there for work. Much flirting and butterflies led to an amazing balcony scene. We are 10 years and 4 DC further down the line and he still makes my heart leap!

Go Pudsey! You'll be telling your Grandkids about an edited version of this story in years to come!

Neo It was a semi-arranged meeting based on the meeting he had this morning. So because the morning meeting went well, we had our afternoon meeting.

I don't know if he's done the mouse thing before. Maybe he's reading a parallel men's forum on how to send sub-conscious signals to hot female colleagues that you're desperate to lick....

liger That's amazing.

This is all very exciting!

Oh my word I am loving this, it's the closest I'll get to a sexy novel
Shamelessly marking place for more updates on the hot boss!
looks over at own 40 something boss dressed like a teenager dripping with sweat shouting across the office who btw quite openly farts and burps LOUDLY in front of the whole office

Marking place How did I miss this thread?

Good luck yay

When he's using the mouse normally, does he use his forefinger or his middle finger? If it's his forefinger then the middle finger tapping is definitely a subliminal signal. Maybe you should mimic the movement and see if he notices?

this just gets better and better

I don't care how odd it looks, we demand that you go to the toilet & update us at least every 10 minutes tonight. Better yet, find a zip-lock bag to put your phone in so you can update while swimming... It won't make him think you're weird, it'll just add to your charming mysteriousness & make him more interested!

Oh crikey, how did I miss this thread? So marking place and awaiting the next steamy update!

I too have had rather inappropriate thoughts about a previous boss....ah memories!!! (plus this hot weather - wow I think it's definitely getting everyone going a bit!)

Marking place for update

This day is getting hotter!! Any chance to be in his close proximity,us a step closer to the lick.

Ooh Pudsey you may be responsible for a baby boom next April! More tonight for DH I think. I'm off to do my bits. Good job it's my anniversary tomorrow so I can pass this off as a celebratory shag.

P.s how does he look today??

Awesome thread, even has me on tenterhooks.

I keep smiling when I use my mouse also. Not that I'm sending any subliminal messages.

saulaboutme happy anniversary for tomorrow...it's my anniversary today!!! Think my DH won't know what's hit him tonight!

Glad I missed this thread until now. Would have been a torture to have it unfold in real time!
Is it a nice car OP? You should lay hints to take a weekend tour and end up at a nice countryside pub/ B+B overnight... Would he like to take up scuba diving lessons with you??
Come on, push this forwards a bit, this is far too slow for vicarious living!

And did we ever get a DETAILED description of the chest?

world I'm trying to see how he uses his mouse but I just look odd keep staring at his hands. I think he taps with his index finger, scrolls with his middle finger. But looking at his fingers is not good for my concentration.