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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
Mumbledore · 16/07/2013 13:21

I've got butterflies! This is very exciting (especially as DH is full of cold and grumpy, and not lickable). I hope you don't have a lot of work on today, Pudsey!

PetiteRaleuse · 16/07/2013 13:22

8 minutes to go everyone...

Wheresmycaffeinedrip · 16/07/2013 13:23

Oh no I've marked a place

WilsonFrickett · 16/07/2013 13:28

Christ, I'm watching the clock AND the door AND am doing some gentle tongue-limbering. Which is odd as I work by myself.

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PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 13:34

Yikes! My heart's proper pumping.

So HB got back to the office at about 1.20pm just as I'd sat down at my desk from making myself look half way decent.

We had a chat about his boring meetings this morning and now he's just gone off to make coffee. He asked me if I wanted one. I said 'No I'm too hot for coffee'. I like to think he gave me a knowing smirk but I might have imagined that.

When he gets back with coffee, we've got a meeting (just me and him) for an hour or so. I'll update afterwards.

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EeTraceyluv · 16/07/2013 13:36

goodness me - this is like book!

NotAQueef · 16/07/2013 13:38

Goodness - I've just caught up on last night's happenings. How exciting pudsey ! I'd give anything to feel that butterfly giddiness again without resorting to cheating

catgirl1976 · 16/07/2013 13:38

Oooooh a "meeting".

"Take this down Ms Duck" Grin

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 16/07/2013 13:38

This thread is hysterical!
Seriously though OP, make sure you delete your browsing history and all cookies when you go home at night!

catgirl1976 · 16/07/2013 13:40

I've always wanted to do it on the boardroom table.

But I am married and don't work with anyone hot any way Envy

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 16/07/2013 13:49

I may have done it on ahem the bosses desk! Blush on more than one occasion!

catgirl1976 · 16/07/2013 13:52

NIce work Saggy Grin

With the boss or with another?

RumAndBoak · 16/07/2013 13:52

Ah, I've done it in a boardroom

It's handy because there's always water and biscuits for after..

Go OP!!

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 16/07/2013 13:54

With another!

catgirl1976 · 16/07/2013 14:01

Oooh very good :)

I need to rope DH into some antics tonight. Im feeling left out Grin

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 16/07/2013 14:04

I've done it on a boardroom table Grin Obviously not while a meeting was going on.

TylerHopkins · 16/07/2013 14:07

Never mind E.L James, PudseyDuck is the one to watch!

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 16/07/2013 14:09

Just read through the updates. Pudsey! Get IN there.

Livvylongpants · 16/07/2013 14:10

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HairyGrotter · 16/07/2013 14:17

All this 'ot wevva is getting most ladies and lads a bit steamy! Tis good!

I've just read the update, belter! Get the fuck in! I licked my DP last night, and this morning, and will be doing so again later when he's home from work...the lucky bastard!

Update update update!!!

mootime · 16/07/2013 14:27

This is great. Although I seem to be getting very little done this morning. Its all your fault! Its too hot for all this excitement (especially when you are up the duff!)

loopylou6 · 16/07/2013 14:35

Great thread :)

Saggy, you mean Christian Grey Grin

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PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 14:40

I'm out of my meeting. It was actually just a really boring work meeting although I did turn up the flirt-o-meter as much as possible... hands very close to each other, very 'open' body language etc etc

As we were just leaving I said 'are you swimming again tonight?'. He said 'I might have too, I feel like I need to cool off'. Could have been referring to what a hot sexy mama I am and how I'd gotten him all excited during our tax return meeting. Or he could have genuinely meant that he's just very hot. I'm going for the former, thank you! I resisted the urge, when he said 'I need to cool off', to say 'yeah, you and the whole of Mumsnet'.

Anyway, I profusely agreed with him and dropped in that tomorrow I'm having a sauna and jacuzzi... I'll drop it in again later and hope he comes to the pool again tomorrow ready for me and my halterneck bikini Grin

He's now sat at his desk opposite me and off to the left. I've noticed that when he's reading something his middle finger plays with the scrolly ball thing in the middle of the mouse. Jus' sayin.... definately not imagining what it'd be like if you replaced the mouse scrolly ball thing for my clitoris Blush

OP posts:
RiotsNotDiets · 16/07/2013 14:42

Gosh

I am so jealous Pudsey

HairyGrotter · 16/07/2013 14:44

Ooo double clicking the mouse! One hell of a way to pass the boring work day! Lucky caaah