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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
Ezza1 · 16/07/2013 11:36

Oooooooh, how exciting! Grin

Envy Envy Envy Envy Envy

WilsonFrickett · 16/07/2013 11:37

If liberated boss-licker isn't googling I'm definitely not...

Hotsfortheboss · 16/07/2013 11:44

Holy hell I love this thread. I am still stealth flirting flirting with mine, am getting a little in return. Have a work night out planned soon so will be upping the ante for that.

PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 11:46

Hotsfortheboss Tell. us. everything.

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DelayedActionMouseMaker · 16/07/2013 12:01

Pusey, any further flirting by email? I had an office fling with a hot engineer once, he used to leave new underwear for me in my top desk drawer to wear for him at lunchtime. Ahhhh days of my youf.

Fifilosttheplot · 16/07/2013 12:08

Wish my boss looked like that Grin

When you get out of the pool/jacuzzi/sauna go stand under the poolside showers and do the "I'm under a tropical waterfall from a shampoo/bounty or some such ad" pose and give him an eyeful without appearing to. He wont need a sauna after that Grin

I take it we'll get updates throughout the afternoon Pudsey?

Fluffycloudland77 · 16/07/2013 12:15

I hope your not using the work pc for this?

He is definitely interested.

I work for myself, I get none of this excitement.

Futterby · 16/07/2013 12:15

Go Pudsey!! I've been with my DP since I was 14 and I'm so [jealous] about the flippxm tummy feeling!

flamingtoaster · 16/07/2013 12:15

Glad the evening went well PudseyDuck. Thank you for the update.

Futterby · 16/07/2013 12:16

Fucking fuck. *Envy, flippy.

LongTailedTit · 16/07/2013 12:36

Just Grin

MyPhoneIsMyWorld · 16/07/2013 12:39

High five Pudsey. So pleased for you!

If I may lower the tone slightly, there are some juicy man-pics on here which I'll add to my wank bank Blush

RumAndBoak · 16/07/2013 12:59

Dear Pudsey's Hot as fuck boss,

If you are reading this it means Pudsey has confessed about this thread and you two are now licking each other for the rest of eternity.
It would not be unreasonable of you to pass your best man a print out for some help with his wedding speech.

Congratulations!

Ps. Never retire your tighty whities.

Heartbrokenmum73 · 16/07/2013 12:59

I'm proper grinning here. I am DP-less after 19 years and this thread is as close as I can get to some hot action at the minute, so go get 'im Pudsey. Cheering you on! Give him a lick from me Grin

Shesparkles · 16/07/2013 13:04

Anyone else clock watching till hot boss comes into work at 1:30? Grin

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 13:05

I've just had a shower....it's too hot in here!Grin

catgirl1976 · 16/07/2013 13:08

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Oh I hope you have a lovely afternoon sending each other flirty e-mails and bubbling over with sexual tension

Keep us updated. In fact it's 13:07. Go re-do your face and brush your hair Grin

KoalaFace · 16/07/2013 13:08

OP have you nipped to the Ladies to give hair a shake and reapply lipgloss?

KoalaFace · 16/07/2013 13:09

Grin at Catgirl.

PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 13:09

Yes shesparkles me!

Just off to preen and powder before HB returns...

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Livvylongpants · 16/07/2013 13:14

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

LEMisdisappointed · 16/07/2013 13:15

(Sulks and stamps feet) I had my thread deleted :( it was in good humour but may not have come across as posting on phone. I apologise if I offended anyone. Iso op have you got it on with your grey suited boss ??

HoneyDragon · 16/07/2013 13:15

Well, I am pleased.

I am pleased for the op and I am pleased I have been part of the first ever Mnet, live licking thread.

Happy Days.
Smile

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 16/07/2013 13:16

This thread makes me think of Sebastian Grey! Do his suit trousers hang sexily from his hips in that way? Grin

ArtisanLentilWeaver · 16/07/2013 13:21

HB is in at 1.30?

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