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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

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JackNoneReacher · 16/07/2013 11:02

Amazing, I wonder if you'll ever show him this thread!

Oh and I think you should lick him when no one else is looking. You could always deny it afterwards...

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 16/07/2013 11:05

brilliant brilliant update op... keep em coming Grin

anyone else a bit gutted that they have a dp/dh? Wink

wellthatsdoneit · 16/07/2013 11:07

Best. Update. Ever!!!

Hot bosses. Yum.

In my head he looks like Luka Kovac. Brrrr!

OnTheNingNangNong · 16/07/2013 11:09

This thread is the most excitement I've had in years, go Pudsey! Grin

Sallystyle · 16/07/2013 11:10

Ohhh awesome!

Please please please keep updating. I am so very involved in this. It's like reading a lovely romance novel.

JackNoneReacher · 16/07/2013 11:12

Please Please log out of mumsnet every time you leave your desk...

Mouseface · 16/07/2013 11:13

WilsonF - yes, yes, yes...... that is more like it!

maternitart · 16/07/2013 11:13

This thread is TOO HOT to read in weather like this! Damn!

Can't wait for the sexcuzzi update.

Mouseface · 16/07/2013 11:13

And fuck yes! Log out before leaving desk! Can you imagine?! Grin

TeamEdward · 16/07/2013 11:14

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WilsonFrickett · 16/07/2013 11:16

step into my sexcuzzi

TeamEdward · 16/07/2013 11:17

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ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 11:18

cold shower anyone?Grin

TeamEdward · 16/07/2013 11:18

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ShyGirlie · 16/07/2013 11:19

This is brilliant! Living vicariously through you Pudsey, I've read the whole thread! Smile

Cerisier · 16/07/2013 11:20

Great update- I love your writing Pudsey!

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 16/07/2013 11:20

Tootbloodytootoot!

WilsonFrickett · 16/07/2013 11:23

WTF is a cum gutter (do I want to know???)

Mouseface · 16/07/2013 11:24
jeanmiguelfangio · 16/07/2013 11:24

Shamelessly marking my place
Go puds!!!! Get that boss!! Locked my DH, he wasn't impressed and then I had to explain the whole thread- he also says go for it!!!

Mouseface · 16/07/2013 11:25

I think not Wilson Grin

jeanmiguelfangio · 16/07/2013 11:25

He wouldn't have been impressed with lock- cos I actually licked him!!

Mouseface · 16/07/2013 11:25

'Locked' your DH..... no wonder the man wasn't impressed Grin

PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 11:29

Lol @ 'cum gutters' TeamEdward No idea what they are and I dare not Google.

I love that I've started a DH/DP licking or locking trend here!

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ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 11:32

oh yes, it's a craze.
you are officially a trend-setter Pudsey!Grin