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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

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Mouseface · 16/07/2013 10:27

Mootime - ^Been lurking but now need to post! What a great update. So jealous. My hot boss is still very hot, no longer my boss, but my hubby of 7 years and the father to my children grin
I remember so well those flutters at work. All it took was one drink after work and it went from there!!^

SNAP!!! We've been married for 7 years at the end of this month Grin

Great update Pudsey :)

Mouseface · 16/07/2013 10:29

Damn it to no vacancies! Grin

SHarri13 · 16/07/2013 10:30

I love this thread, exciting.

I met my husband at work.

Wheresmycaffeinedrip · 16/07/2013 10:30

You just know the sex is going to be a let down after all this
:o

cardamomginger · 16/07/2013 10:32

Great to have a plan!!

Mouseface · 16/07/2013 10:32

Puds - when you get into the jacuzzi, remember how HOT it will be in there already Grin

And that your bikini bottoms (assuming they remain on) will ride up your, ahem, bottom and move around a bit with all the bubbles,(and squirming) so when you get out, make sure they're still in place first! Grin

ChristineDaae · 16/07/2013 10:34

Woop I love this thread! Go puddly and HB! I had a HB once...

CalamityGin · 16/07/2013 10:34

I soooooooooooo wish I was you Pudsey Grin Envy Grin

PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 10:36

Wheresmy Noooooooooo.

Mouse Thank you Grin

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SoupDragon · 16/07/2013 10:39
EachAndEveryHighway · 16/07/2013 10:43

ohhhhh, I'm in Yorkshire...

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 16/07/2013 10:45

WAHEY!!!!! Love's young dream.

Let us know when the first actual licking takes place, OP. And watch that your bikini doesn't balloon in the sauna. Not flattering. Grin

trashcanjunkie · 16/07/2013 10:47

awesome thread! so delighted for you puds! I had a throb on for dp for six bloody months before we took the plunge. It was very excellent doing the whole, 'our fingers brushed when he passed me my bag' thing. When we finally hooked up, I spent the next three months on cloud nine barely able to eat or breathe! every time I had a vision of what we got up to I nearly fainted. Sigh. Ooh enjoy every minute, and do keep us posted!

SmiteYouWithThunderbolts · 16/07/2013 10:47

HUZZAH!!!!! The update made me so happy. I feel like a teenage girl, fgs!

Do keep us posted, OP. We need all the developments from here on in.

SmiteYouWithThunderbolts · 16/07/2013 10:48

p.s. In my head HB (Hot Boss) looks like Myles from The Apprentice.

PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 10:50

..goes off to Google Myles Apprentice

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TeamEdward · 16/07/2013 10:51

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TylerHopkins · 16/07/2013 10:53

I just opened up TeamEdward's link and said 'Phroar, Hello Hot Boss'....very loudly in the office Blush Ooops.

PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 10:53

Myles Mordaunt? Sorry I didn't watch the Apprentice this year. Myles Mordaunt looks slightly too old mature. My boss is 35 but looks a bit younger.

Team A bit, a bit more hench.

I do have a photo of him but I don't want to post it for obvious reasons.

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LaRegina · 16/07/2013 10:55

Oh gowaaaaaan Pudsey - we won't show it to anyone Grin

mirai · 16/07/2013 10:56

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StyleManual · 16/07/2013 10:56

Ahh, but Myles is actually RIPPED. I was gutted when he got booted off the show. They did a lovely montage of him in his underpants though.

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 10:58

?????G?O????P?U?D?S?E?Y?!????

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 11:01

wilson

now that's what I call Eye Candy!Grin