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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

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inneedofrain · 16/07/2013 10:04

YAHHHHHHH!!!

Greatnews Pudsey.

Go for it! Sounds like you both had a nice night!

Oh, yea new romance is always a good thing

KoalaFace · 16/07/2013 10:05

Hurray! This is great, all lovely, fluttery tummy romance.

But when will you lick him?

cardamomginger · 16/07/2013 10:05

Yippee!!!!

Please update when he has come into the office!

newestbridearound · 16/07/2013 10:06

Been lurking for ages, go OP

I miss the butterflies in the tummy sensation! I hope we get to hear future updates

TheGinLushMinion · 16/07/2013 10:06

my boss looks like Harry Hill.

NicholasTeakozy · 16/07/2013 10:07

Way to go Pudsey! :o

LaRegina · 16/07/2013 10:08

Do we care if speedos are cool?

WilsonFrickett · 16/07/2013 10:09

Go OP . ooooh it'll be all flirty-gerty in your office today, all 'can I borrow your stapler' and 'I need the Johnson accounts in my office Pudsey .

Fuck I wish I worked in an office

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 16/07/2013 10:09

I do hate to be the boring old fart at the party (yeah right) but I would be looking for a new job so you can pursue this without any pressures :)

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PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 10:10

AKiss They are when you fill them out as well as my boss

lurked Yep, I go every night after work. I think he already knows this but I might just remind him again.

world He doesn't have form for shagging employees as far as I know. He doesn't strike me as that type of guy either to be honest. There's been sexual tension bubbling up between us for some time so I don't think this is the sort of thing he does with everyone. With a sensible hat on, it wouldn't really affect my job to be honest. Although he's my line manager, he's not my 'boss' as such. So although I have my development reviews with him, he doesn't 'manage' me and doesn't have any power over my career. What I mean is that if things went a bit sour between us, he wouldn't have any real capacity to have any sort of negative effect on my career, if you see what I mean.

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SamuelWestsMistress · 16/07/2013 10:10

Oooooh now this is very exciting! Keep us updated on any more progress this morning...ie if he calls you into his office swipes everything off his desk and has some kinky with you there and then.

That happened to me once when I worked for Philip Glenister...oh hang on...that's just a fantasy in my head.

PedantMarina · 16/07/2013 10:11

Aaannnnd breathe.

Thanks for the update, OP.

And, ahem, HeartbrokenMum - I have to take issue with you. From what I've heard, Ken is quite the endowed gentleman.

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PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 10:12

LaRegina Where did u find the picture of my boss? No seriously, he does look a bit like this chap. Swoon.

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KFFOREVER · 16/07/2013 10:13

Great update! Im so excited for you.

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 10:13

that's a very good non-date first date!

ahhhh, thanks for update!

saulaboutme · 16/07/2013 10:15

Nice one OP!

Ooh how fab for you! And thank you for getting us all licking last night, my DH would thank you too if he knew the reason I got him sweating was because of your inspiration!

I'll be watching for an update and hope you get to lick his hot chest soon!

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 10:15

pudsey he doesn't "manage" you?

he'll have to from now on!

LaRegina · 16/07/2013 10:15

OMG Pudsey if that is true

Um - where do you work btw, just out of interest?

QueenMaeve · 16/07/2013 10:17

Hurrah! Love it

cardamomginger · 16/07/2013 10:17

Do you have the halterneck bikini with you today???

worldgonecrazy · 16/07/2013 10:19

In that case, if I were in your shoes, the desk would be broken by 1.35 p.m.

Have fun.

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 16/07/2013 10:21

Woo hoo Pudsey!

I just did a squeaky snort in Kwik Fit reading this.

Belchica · 16/07/2013 10:21

Way to go OP!! That update was totally worth waiting for. I have butterflies in my tummy for you.

Jojobump1986 · 16/07/2013 10:26

I was supposed to be leaving the house an hour ago. Stop distracting me!

Absolutely not marking my place for further updates. Oh no, not me!

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PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 10:27

cardamomginger I actually did bring the sexy bikini with me, yes.

But my plan is to swim in my proper sports stuff tonight and then tomorrow I'm going to tell him that I'm going for a jackuzzi (sp?!) and sauna and then I'll be able to wear the sexy bikini and get my puppies out for all and sundry to feast their eyes on and hope he fancies a jackuzzi and sauna as well

LaRegina It's true, he does look a bit like that- he's proper hot! I work for a financial consultancy company in Yorkshire. And, no, before anyone asks, there are no vacancies unfortunately

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