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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
therewearethen · 16/07/2013 09:45

Yay well done! Grin remembers when DP used to make my stomach all funny many, many moons ago

StyleManual · 16/07/2013 09:46

Any one else imagine he looks like Myles off the Apprentice?

bootsycollins · 16/07/2013 09:46

Go Pudsey! Hoorah! Grin

Marmotte3 · 16/07/2013 09:47

This made smile this morning, a possible romance in the making. Enjoy every tummy fluttering and heart palpitating moment.

I hope the hangover is gone and you're bright and breezy by the time he walk in :)

NandH · 16/07/2013 09:48

Yippeeeee :-D

Hmmkay · 16/07/2013 09:48

Yes I'm not sure what would be worse (that you were having a poo or updating everyone on t'internet)!

So glad it went well! Maybe this could be the start of something really special... Or just a great shag Grin

Wheresmycaffeinedrip · 16/07/2013 09:48

Envy I've never had a hot boss

trinitybleu · 16/07/2013 09:48

ooohhhhhh! sounds promising! good luck!

mootime · 16/07/2013 09:49

Been lurking but now need to post! What a great update. So jealous. My hot boss is still very hot, no longer my boss, but my hubby of 7 years and the father to my children Grin
I remember so well those flutters at work. All it took was one drink after work and it went from there!!

SpottyTeacakes · 16/07/2013 09:52

My boss looks like an uglier mick hucknall Sad

EatingAllTheCrumpets · 16/07/2013 09:53

At last an update, I've been frantically checking Grin

Sounds like licking may well be on the cards at some point.

However it had set my expectations of work this morning way too high. I was hoping there might be someone new starting, and they may be worth a daydream..... There isn't Envy

PetiteRaleuse · 16/07/2013 09:53

I've so been lurking on this thread and was hoping for an update like this.

Brilliant!

Glowbuggy · 16/07/2013 09:54

I was you once Pudsey! We are married now.....

lurkedtoolong · 16/07/2013 09:54

Blimey. I actually just said "squeeeeeee" out loud.

Are you going swimming tonight?

EhricLovesTeamQhuay · 16/07/2013 09:55

Bloody brilliant outcome!

MissSparrow · 16/07/2013 09:55

GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin best thread ever!!! Well done OP, you've got people all over the country smiling this morning!!

LaRegina · 16/07/2013 09:56

Aw I love a fledgling romance Smile - so romantic....

Shag him next time tho Grin

worldgonecrazy · 16/07/2013 09:57

Sounds good, but with my sensible head on, if it does develop into a relationship how will it affect your work? Is your job something that is easily transferable if you had to move to another company? Does he have form for shagging employees? These are all things you might want to think about before licking his chest.

NeopreneMermaid · 16/07/2013 09:57

This thread has made a hideous night with an insomniac toddler, a dose of the shits and DH away not only bearable but enjoyable. (And DEFINITELY no licking going on here Envy ).

OP, we are all expecting chest licking an update at 1.35pm.

MarmaladeTwatkins · 16/07/2013 09:58

OMFG this could NOT have turned out better Grin

And he has already (almost) seen you with no clothes on so no awkwardness when you do get down to business.

Huzzah!

TSSDNCOP · 16/07/2013 09:58

Way to go OP, was so worried you'd lick a complete stranger without your contacts in.

Did you know you've started a whole new lick craze across the nation?

Your country thanks you OP!

AKissIsNotAContract · 16/07/2013 10:00

So happy for you OP but I just have to ask - are Speedos cool again?

TrinityRhino · 16/07/2013 10:02

wooohooo lovely update

when you get together properly you'll have to tell him about this thread Grin

TSSDNCOP · 16/07/2013 10:02

Akiss as with all things context is everything. For instance on HB, yes. On the fat, hairy Russian chap on the deck chair next to me, very, very nicht!

lizzypuffs · 16/07/2013 10:04

Excellent! Brilliant OP. I hope the hangover clears by 1.30pm.