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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
Lj8893 · 16/07/2013 09:01

Oh my god I have just read this whole thread and the OP hasn't even replied yet!!!!!

And now I'm late for work. Dammit OP!!!

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 09:08

myphone

you took a day off work for this?Shock
well it's definitely out of hand now!Grin

futterby we definitely have an epidemic on our hands.
people are now sleep deprived, missing work and getting hysterical.
what to do?
is there a soothing anti-licking dose to be administered?

pickofthepops · 16/07/2013 09:11

I need an update Confused

worldgonecrazy · 16/07/2013 09:18

I'm also waiting for updates. Maybe the OP did something that counted as gross misconduct, has been sacked and has no access to the internet?

Or maybe it went well and she and the boss are eating hotdogs and walking barefoot in Central Park?

Mouseface · 16/07/2013 09:24

I too have read this thread...........

If a had male posted this, he'd have been set alight by now! Just sayin....... Wink

No word from the OP then?

PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 09:34

I'm so sorry I didn't come back and post last night- I went out for a drink with my boss after swimming. Yes you read that right people, we went out for a drink.

So I arrived at swimming at about 6.30pm and by 7pm he hadn't shown up so I was a bit Sad but mostly concerned about the disappointment I'd cause on MN.

Anyway, just after 7pm he came out of the men's changing rooms in his tighty whiteys (ok they weren't white but they were quite tight speedos). I seriously almost fucking drown. You know when you were about 15 and when you see someone you fancy your tummy just flips and you're like 'try and look cool, try and look cool' but you can't stop yourself grinning like a fucking psychopatth. So that was me.

He looked hotter than every in his speedos by the way. Toned, nicely tanned- good enough to lick.

So he got in and we chatted and then we did some swimming and then I did some underwater swimming so I could check out his body properly.

After about 45 minutes (don't forget I'd already been swimming 30 minutes longer than him so I was fucking knackered by this point), he said he was going to get out and did I fancy going for a drink and something to eat?!

Errrm, let me think. Yes!!

So I had a shower, dried my hair, put a bit of a face on and got dressed the quickest I ever had in my life (wanted to make it seem effortless and didn't want to keep him hanging around for me).

So we went to a pub around the corner and had a couple of pints and a sharing Mexican plate and I didn't end up getting home until about 11.30pm at which point I just collapsed into bed, unfortunately alone.

I was going to update on my phone in the toilet but a) I'm shit at MNing on my phone and b) it takes me ages and I didn't want him to think I was having a massive poo.

Anyway, the pub was great. It was just amazing to have him all to myself as usually we're either at work or in the pub with the whole team. We were both quite tipsy and it all got a bit flirty. You know, more casual tapping and touching than is strictly necessary that sort of thing. We got onto the topic of swimming and he said something along the lines of me looking great (and he did actually use the word great) in my swimming costume Grin to which I replied, 'you don't look so bad yourself' Wink. To which he replied 'ah you always look great' Shock Grin

We got separate taxis home and had a hug and a kiss (on the cheek!) goodnight whilst we were waiting for our taxis. And during the hug he definately, definately brush my arse with his hand. Proper shivers up the spine moment.

Anyway, he's not in the officce until about 1.30pm today and I'm nursing a bit of a hangover- I don't usually drink on a school night. He emailed me first thing this morning with a work-related question. And a PS saying 'had fun last night ;-)'

Oh God, I actually feel like a 13 year old school girl Blush

OP posts:
SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 16/07/2013 09:37

Grin you go OP!

ZillionChocolate · 16/07/2013 09:37

Hurrah! Grin

propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS · 16/07/2013 09:37

He so wants to bone you!

Fluffycloudland77 · 16/07/2013 09:38

Envy Grin

PattieOfurniture · 16/07/2013 09:38

Ahh a great update! Cheers
Fingers crossed you actually get to lick him next time :)

Pixielady83 · 16/07/2013 09:39

squeaking with excitement for you! this sounds v promising! Smile

bit disappointed at lack of licking though Wink

Hmmkay · 16/07/2013 09:39
Shock

it takes me ages and I didn't want him to think I was having a massive poo Grin love it

ThisReallyIsNotSPNopeNotAtAll · 16/07/2013 09:39

Get in there Pudsey Grin

PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 09:40

property bone- lol... haven't heard that word since school.

I have no idea how I'm going to get any work done today. Too horny. Blush

OP posts:
PudseyDuck · 16/07/2013 09:42

Hmmkay I was worried that if I updated MN in the toilet he might say 'what took you so long?'- then I don't know what's weirder me saying I'm telling loads of ladies on the internet about our evening because I have previously told them that I want to lick you. Or I was having a poo. Either way, not a good look!

OP posts:
FasterStronger · 16/07/2013 09:42

when you do, get him into bed, will you lick his chest and update this thread?

Grin Grin

Lottapianos · 16/07/2013 09:43

Oh how fantastic! He sounds dead keen. So excited for you!

SpottyTeacakes · 16/07/2013 09:43

Eek this is so exciting!! I'm a bit Envy of that new fancying someone feeling!

StyleManual · 16/07/2013 09:43

Oh my god that is so exciting. Hope you're back with a chest licking update soon!

CalamityGin · 16/07/2013 09:43

swoons for the both of you Grin

itsliz · 16/07/2013 09:44

This really is the best thread ever! So happy for you OP! Grin

I realise I'm a bit late to the party by the way, but only spotted this thread before going to bed last night, so I had to catch up properly on my way to work...
Safe to say I'll be keeping a close eye on any updates from now on though Wink

HighBrows · 16/07/2013 09:44

Best update ever! Pudsey this has potential!

I'm very giddy at the licking epidemic Grin

MidniteScribbler · 16/07/2013 09:44

So jealous. There's been no licking of any kind around here (except the dogs and we just won't go there).

Go for it OP. Life's too short!

goldface · 16/07/2013 09:44

shameless place marking cos this sounds like it has legs!

(love the massive poo bit)