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To go and lick my boss' chest?

999 replies

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
Futterby · 16/07/2013 02:00

I think he appreciated it when another poster convinced me to lick him on the knob in the hope of him getting me pizza but there was no such luck :( other than that, he just seemed slightly bemused and went to make me a cheese sandwich.

Secretswitch · 16/07/2013 02:27

Well it's gone 230 now..I reckon that's a bunch of lickin' ..

olidusUrsus · 16/07/2013 02:40

Have licked semi-sleeping OH. Nada Sad

Enfyshedd · 16/07/2013 06:23

Left this post open all night, and found OP hasn't returned! Wonder what's happened...?

My hot bod moment - in sixth form we had a guest poet who's just published his first collection in to visit the A-level English class. Needless to say, all the girls got autographed copies of his book - pic - was well jel when my friend got to meet him when he visited the book shop she was working in last year.

elQuintoConyo · 16/07/2013 06:52

Up nice and early - thanks DS, why didn't you sleep til 9? I thank Enfyshedd from the bottom if my bra heart for posting that pic of Owen Shears swoons , that was worth waking ridiculously early for!
Gagging to know what went on last night - apart from a mass lick-in across the UK!
Come back, OP; don't you know what you've started?

Fragglewump · 16/07/2013 07:20

Op we are now getting concerned- if you've been licking all night you may get RSI of the tongue. You've done enough now so do pop back and update us! Thanks!

GiraffesAndButterflies · 16/07/2013 07:22

Walk of shame this morning OP? Grin

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 16/07/2013 07:33

Ahem OP!

Can I point you to the Talk Guidlines which state you must bloody well come back and update us about chest licking.

Buzzardbird · 16/07/2013 07:43

I fear some licking whilst attempting butterfly stroke type accident :(

KoalaFace · 16/07/2013 07:59

How have I read 13 pages of every other one of you perve's licking adventures but OP is nowhere to be seen? Angry

Messing with my fragile, pregnant lady emotions. It's not kind OP.

InLoveWithDavidTennant · 16/07/2013 08:20

no update? Sad

LEMisdisappointed · 16/07/2013 08:21

Can you imagine the outrage if this was written by a man!!!

Fancydrawers · 16/07/2013 08:23

Why outrage? Lighten up!

MrsMelons · 16/07/2013 08:25

Oh its a bit of fun, men surely talk like this between themselves? I can't see a problem really.

Leverette · 16/07/2013 08:27

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ZillionChocolate · 16/07/2013 08:36

Maybe he was icy cool after the swim and OP's tongue is stuck to him like when you lick an ice cube. No other excuse for not updating I don't think.

Sallystyle · 16/07/2013 08:37

I would not be outraged. Some people do need to lighten up for sure.

I don't think OP is coming back :(

bobbywash · 16/07/2013 08:38

MrsM Yep and that's what men say when talking about Women as sex objects.

I have no problem with anyone doing that in relative privacy, but don't have double standards about it, it's either wrong or it isn't. You also have to remeber this isn't a cosy chat on a sofa between a few friends, this is a publc forum. I have seen outrage on here when mens conversation in private was overheard about how they would like to do something sexual to a woman.

It's the hypocricy not the thread (which I read through)

headlesslambrini · 16/07/2013 08:38

Still no update? Must have got lucky although she would have to have gone the loo at some stage so no excuse really!!

inneedofrain · 16/07/2013 08:40

Oh fgs!

Having run a very very large company and had over a 100 direct reports both male and female I can tell you for FACT that both sexes do this!

Guys will send an email saying "having you seen the fit bird that had just started" Ladies will send ones saying "He is SOOOOOOO hot"

How do I know this is a fact? Becuase I have read the emails! Saw the office flirtations, dealt with it when is got out of hand / went to the marriages when it went right, helped dry tears when relationships broke down.

As long as no one (man or women) is being pestered, harressed or is getting unwanted attention OR it is effecting work / working relationships I don´t see the issue!

HenriettaPye · 16/07/2013 08:45

I don't think OP is coming back Hmm

ArtisanLentilWeaver · 16/07/2013 08:51

OP will be arriving at work soon having not slept a wink. Boss will arrive, the air will crackle with lust and they will end up at it in the stationery cupboard.

Envy
cardamomginger · 16/07/2013 08:53

Still nothing? FFS.

Edendance · 16/07/2013 08:56

Where arrrrrrrreeee you??! How long before we get worried?! Can MN file a missing person report?! Hmm

MyPhoneIsMyWorld · 16/07/2013 08:56

I've taken the day off work to stay on this thread OP.

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