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To go and lick my boss' chest?

999 replies

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
Elefant1 · 15/07/2013 22:45

A scratched nose I should think Heart.

WafflyVersatile · 15/07/2013 22:47

She's in a cell at the police station having been arrested for public sex at the pool, hasn't she?

Bogeyface · 15/07/2013 22:47

Well, no luck on the pizza front. Just a very horny confused DP.

Well he clearly has NO IDEA about body language does he?! :o

Bogeyface · 15/07/2013 22:49

Doesn't have a DP or dog - wonders what licking the cat will get her...

Arrested? :o

Bogeyface · 15/07/2013 22:49

It does clearly state "No heavy petting" Waffly. No sympathy from me!

Cezella · 15/07/2013 22:58

Sometimes I hate being single- I want a chest to lick!!

Come back OP

CheeseFondueRocks · 15/07/2013 23:02

Sigh, I really need to go to bed now. Hope to find an update in the morning.

HenWithAttitude · 15/07/2013 23:10

I'm sniggering at the thought of all the confused husbands getting their chest licked tonight

LimitedEditionLady · 15/07/2013 23:18

I licked my oh neck earlier,he knows im weird so he thought nothing of it and just wiped it off and sighed.Thats true love.

Futterby · 15/07/2013 23:20

Sounds just like DP and I Limited! Grin

olidusUrsus · 15/07/2013 23:35

She's definitely pulled. Or has been arrested.

HoneyDragon · 15/07/2013 23:36

Thanks to Cezella, have just discovered I can lick my own chest ... I am more pert than I thought I was.

omri · 15/07/2013 23:45

Goodnight op- hope you having fun wherever you are! Look fwd to the full story in the morn!!! Smile

outingmyselfprobably · 15/07/2013 23:46

She better have boned him after all this.

bootsycollins · 16/07/2013 00:34
Grin
ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 00:38

"momentarily out of action, temporarily out of town, she drives you wild!"

outingmyselfprobably · 16/07/2013 00:43

Just got into bed. DP has been asleep for hours. Licked him. He moved so got his shoulder rather than chest. "What are you doing?" 'Licking you.' "Oh."

I recommend.

LongTailedTit · 16/07/2013 01:26

Ok, I've lurked on this one too long, and need my vicarious thrills please! C'mon OP! :)

Futterby · 16/07/2013 01:32

OP, come back! It's pandemonium! People are licking their DP's/dogs/cats/other assorted animals (with mixed results!)

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 01:40

futterby

I agree, it's chaos! the newest craze!
I wonder if it is the beginning of a new cult..I mean someone licked the fucking screen earlier!Grin

Futterby · 16/07/2013 01:45

Oh, sorry! DP's/dogs/cats/other assorted animals/inanimate objects! It's getting out of hand!

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 01:50

futterby is it viral? Grin

Futterby · 16/07/2013 01:51

It could well be, I've licked DP three times since reading this thread Confused

Futterby · 16/07/2013 01:54

Make that four. Help!

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 01:57

Did he appreciate the licking though?

I've resisted the urge so far.

but I had an MMR jab in May, maybe I'm immune to licking people/animals/non-icecream objects?

perhaps MMR really means Must Must Resist?

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