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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
JillJ72 · 15/07/2013 21:57

It's looking like the longest lick ever......

Futterby · 15/07/2013 21:58

HAHAHAHAHAHA RevolvingPeasant, seriously laughing out loud!

nowahousewife · 15/07/2013 22:00

Where is the OP? Nearly 2 hrs late! Dirty stop out (she hopesWink)

scottishmummy · 15/07/2013 22:01

I think don't shit where you eat,don't lick the boss
Shagging boss is a dreadful cliché
But hey plenty will disagree.but you've been warned

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 15/07/2013 22:01

OP is sooo getting lucky right now! Grin

Nagoo · 15/07/2013 22:03

Depends how much you like the job, SM.. it might be worth it. Then the OP could be off to bigger things when it's all over.

saulaboutme · 15/07/2013 22:04

Have come back for an update. Can't wait to lick DHs neck later....mmmmmm.

Hope it went well.

Pixielady83 · 15/07/2013 22:07

I spent a summer licking my boss one year Grin

It ended rather awkwardly but was worth it. It was only a summer job not a proper career type job so didn't really matter.

LaRegina · 15/07/2013 22:13

Marking place Smile

MrGeresHamster · 15/07/2013 22:15

Where is the op?????

AndHarry · 15/07/2013 22:17

Hello, OP? Do you need bail money?

sadlovedgirl · 15/07/2013 22:20

also shamelessly marking place

MustafaCake · 15/07/2013 22:24

Surely the gym has closed by now?

Perhaps they've gone for a drink ?

travailtotravel · 15/07/2013 22:26

oh for goodness sakes, this must be a very big chest that needs a lickin!

Ezza1 · 15/07/2013 22:27

Someone just had to mention firemen...

OwlinaTree · 15/07/2013 22:27

Just licked dh chest. He seemed confused!

Kithulu · 15/07/2013 22:28

Love the pic, defiantly would lick Brads neck!

Futterby · 15/07/2013 22:30

Since I already licked DP on the chest and he made me a cheese sandwich, I just licked him on the cheek hoping for French toast. No luck :(

Bogeyface · 15/07/2013 22:34

I reckon he read this thread through her works internet monitoring rules and is either

a) licking her chest!
or
b) stating his case for disciplinary as she used company PCs to post indecent material!

Bogeyface · 15/07/2013 22:35

Futterby lick him on the knob, you might get a pizza

Futterby · 15/07/2013 22:37

Good idea!

RevoltingPeasant · 15/07/2013 22:38

Ah, Futts, you need to work out his system. For example, after judicious experimentation, I have learnt that stroking his hairy back will make the dog DH get me a beer, whereas rubbing his nose just makes him sneeze.

RevoltingPeasant · 15/07/2013 22:39

Scottishmummy the whole shitting where you eat thing opens up new vistas of kinkiness. Or investments, as iPad prefers...

Futterby · 15/07/2013 22:40

Well, no luck on the pizza front. Just a very horny confused DP.

Wish I had that kind of dog Revolving!

Heartbrokenmum73 · 15/07/2013 22:40

Doesn't have a DP or dog - wonders what licking the cat will get her...

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