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to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

144 replies

captainBeaky · 09/07/2013 17:18

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

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spotscotch · 10/07/2013 21:06

Urgh, one of DH's mates had a collection of really vile t-shirts. They included one with a man brandishing a meat cleaver with the slogan 'you can't have manslaughter without laughter'. Another one that said 'I like my women like i like my coffee - ground up and in the freezer'. And also 'rape is no laughing matter, unless you are raped by a clown'. He genuinely thought that women would think he was a 'funny guy'.

My brother used to have a couple of fairly dodgy t-shirts (the liquor in the front, poker in the back one was one of them) but somehow he made them funny rather than grim.

He also had a brilliant t-shirt that was the famous Cue Guevara face picture, but instead it was David Hasselhoff!

OnTheRunFromTheAcademe · 10/07/2013 21:18

Bring us your children, what we can't fuck we eat

I nearly bought it.

tropicalfish · 10/07/2013 22:45

I saw a man on the underground with a teeshirt slogan that read
The guy standing next to me sucks cocks

enjolraslove · 10/07/2013 23:05

I've always liked 'Jesus loves you. But I'm his favourite'

thefirstmrsrochester · 10/07/2013 23:29

I've seen one, I can't remember where, which said 'Jesus loves you........but I think you're a c'.
I've put the in for decency, the t-shirt was not '*'d' out.
I was Shock

ots · 10/07/2013 23:52

I saw "thousands of my potential children died on your girlfriend's face last night!" Shock.

And "I may not be your Mrs Right, but I'll fuck you til she arrives!"... on a mum waiting with her DC to get their faces painted at a school fete!

tabulahrasa · 11/07/2013 00:19

On a market stall in Amsterdam - toddler size t shirts that said, My dad's a motherfucker.

LouisaJF · 11/07/2013 00:31

DH had a lovely collection. One was 'Not fussy, will shag fat birds' which he frequently wore whilst out with me. Another was a picture of a soggy cat on a washing line with 'Everyone loves a wet pussy'.

Sadly they both had accidents involving a very hot iron. I have no idea how that happened Wink

LindyHemming · 11/07/2013 06:13

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LtEveDallas · 11/07/2013 06:34

Where I work now I keep seeing

"Bomb Disposal. If you see me running try to keep up"

I like that one Grin

cowmop · 11/07/2013 07:11

Hmm, I have a side bar advert for dodgy slogan t shirts on this page right now. The chap is currently wearing a " this t shirt was tested on animals, it didn't fit!" I think they need to try harder to offend judging by some of these.

ZenGardener · 11/07/2013 07:17

I saw a young Japanese on the train wear a tshirt that said "I married a nun. I get nun in the morning and nun at night." I did wonder if she understood what it meant.

I once saw a guy on the Internet wearing a t shirt which said "It ain't rape if it's dead"

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 11/07/2013 07:22

"I'm a cunt, fuck me". Even DH was Hmm

That one about eating children is vile

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CityTiliDie · 11/07/2013 07:26

I wear one that says....
"I dont care who you are , I'm not giving you my spoons"

No idea what it means but it still makes me laugh.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn · 11/07/2013 07:30

I was at a dinner function last night and the guest speaker was Ian Robertson, the BBC rugby correspondent. He was talking about the 2003 Rugby World Cup when a t-shirt competition was held. After each match the best supporters t-shirt was selected and then they all went up against each other to decide the final winner.

The winning t-shirt was selected from the USA v JPN match, an insignificant game in terms of the tournament, held at (I think) Gosford Park.

It simply said:

1941
Pearl Harbor
1945
Hiroshima
2003
Gosford Park
THE DECIDER

Shock

It was designed by a Japanese fan!

ZenGardener · 11/07/2013 07:39

I also once saw a Japanese guy in his fifties wearing a Bridge over the River Kwai t shirt. It made me feel quite uncomfortable to be honest.

ZingWidge · 11/07/2013 07:55

I hate all baby clothes with slogans like:
"gold digger"
"future millionaire/ topmodel/WAG"
"juicy"

and I also hate anything with skull & crossbones generally, but especially for babies and young children!

BeccasBridesmaid · 11/07/2013 08:25

jammie, I had a t-shirt that said 'this bitch bites'!! But I only wore it out clubbing, never ever anywhere else.

HeadfirstForHalos · 11/07/2013 17:31

I saw one in town today and thought of this thread!

"I Eat Pussy
Like Fat Girls Eat cake" Shock

I am fat and was eating cake (well a granola bar from costa) too Blush

Twat.

OwlinaTree · 11/07/2013 17:51

this is fab!

runningonwillpower · 11/07/2013 17:59

Only today I saw -

'Fart Loading....

......just wait.'

There's classy

Apileofballyhoo · 11/07/2013 18:02

In Little Italy NYC we spotted "Fuck you, you fucking fuck". Made us laugh. Not very wearable though.

coffeeandcream · 11/07/2013 18:28

Not offensive but rather funny, a baby grow vest thing with an iPod symbol on the front and slogan "iPoo'd" and across the bum said "downloading" Grin

BikeRunSki · 11/07/2013 18:43

I once wore a T shirt that said:

LIFE for a limited period only

to an old people's home, inadvertendtly
I was rather embarrassed when I realized and hoped no one would notice.