to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

[captainBeaky]

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

[MrsGrowbag]

A girl in my DS class, when they were about 9, turned up to a party in a t-shirt with "small but perfectly formed" emblazoned across her chest. Just horrible.

[HeffalumpTheFlump]

This one made me properly laugh:

www.tshirtpins.com/pin/why-im-single-hideous-too-picky-dick-too-big-might-kill-someone

[HeffalumpTheFlump]

DH had a tshirt that read "Forget MySpace, get on My Face". Funnily enough there was a tragic laundry related incident from which it never recovered. Very sad :(

[Helovesmehelovesmenot]

I saw a baby grow vest thing on the Internet saying " hung like a 5 year old" how is that at all appropriate?

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Compulsory for every Bristolian

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

I need this one

[FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn]

Oh god I love those t-shirts I'm from Bristol (dont live there anymore) and "Smoove your Dog" has cracked me up

[BadgersRetreat]

Dh used to have one with a big picture of two walnuts on it - underneath it said 'rub my nuts for good luck' - used to get him a bit of attention

i've told him he's too old for such things now

[acsr1987]

"last night a BJ saved my life"
worn by a 60 somthing year old man walking around a family museum

[larlemucker]

Shopping for bibs on ebay, there was one that said I'm with the MILF - so so wrong

[lustybusty]

I have a couple of mildly inappropriate ones:
A vest top, with a series of up arrows and the text "my face is up here" (yes, I am large of nork!)
Another:
Clowns


And one I didn't buy (but only cos they wouldn't star it out:
Vegetarian: prehistoric for shit at hunting
(Done dictionary entry style)

[bimbabirba]

I love my tshirt with "weapons of mass distraction" across my boobs

[ElephantsAndMiasmas]

"How long does it take a woman to come? I don't care."

I've often pondered whether he was trying to say he was gay, or what.

[BikeRunSki]

I once wore a T shirt that said:

LIFE for a limited period only

to an old people's home, inadvertendtly
I was rather embarrassed when I realized and hoped no one would notice.

[coffeeandcream]

Not offensive but rather funny, a baby grow vest thing with an iPod symbol on the front and slogan "iPoo'd" and across the bum said "downloading"

[Apileofballyhoo]

In Little Italy NYC we spotted "Fuck you, you fucking fuck". Made us laugh. Not very wearable though.

[runningonwillpower]

Only today I saw -

'Fart Loading....

......just wait.'

There's classy

[OwlinaTree]

this is fab!

[HeadfirstForHalos]

I saw one in town today and thought of this thread!

"I Eat Pussy
Like Fat Girls Eat cake"

I am fat and was eating cake (well a granola bar from costa) too

Twat.