to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

[captainBeaky]

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

DH has one I hate. It says "Things to do with a pussy.."
then has 3 pictures of a cat, with the words "play with it", "stroke it" "shave it".
Now I know it is innuendo but I think it is vile!

I go to a local community centre for coffee mornings, they have stuff for sale too. One of the ladies sorting through a bag of donated clothing suddenly looked and then held up a t shirt with the lovely slogan "Im going home for a wank" written across it.

God, I would never wear anything like that but we were all creased up laughing I think it was more at the poor shocked woman though! Fancy having the brass neck to donate it too lol!

"God, guns and guts made America free, let's keep all three." You see it quite a lot in the American west and south (and general rednecksville.) I thought it was ironic until I realised how many people wear them.

Wasnt there one on amazon recently?
"Keep calm and rape a lot"

utterly vile

A T shirt with "Daddy only wanted a blow job".....on a 2 week old baby!

My pensioner neighbour still regularly wears a "Who the Fuck is Alice?" T-shirt, and he has a "It's not a bald patch, it's a solar panel for a sex machine" one too. He has meerkat garden ornaments and wears triple denim combos

It's not rude but fairly twattish

"I own a Land Rover, therefore I am" needless to say the t shirt was green.

am what - a tosser?

"Triple denim?! Do you live next door to Francis Rossi? "

The neighbour is a BIG Quo fan. Nice bloke, but a dreadful sense of humour. He likes 'amusing' bumper stickers too, which are hard to explain to my children

T shirt on a 10 year old girl: "I'm glad I'm not ugly."

White T shirt, lovely embroidered and appliqued design of...
'Pick my Cherry'
On a girl around 8 or 9 years old.
She had something shiny in glitter written across the bum of her jeans, but I don't remember what it said.

My BIL wears an "I'm the daddy" tshirt on every newborn meeting opportunity. Does my mums head in.

DH has one that says 'fatty magnet.' It is not my favourite!

"Too posh to push" on a maternity t-shirt. Well that makes all those who've made difficult decisions about births and had emergency CSs feel valued doesn't it.

euphemia :)
Even Francis Rossi would draw the line at a "Who the fuck is Alice?" T-shirt, I dare say...

I think that one would have met a nasty, scissors-related accident if my dh had brought it home, Runninginflipflops!

You+me=69

'Don't mess with the bitch' on a 5 or 6 year old girl.

another that made me smile was - "The Hokey Cokey- What if that is what it's all about?"
Some of these are foul!

and the I'm the daddy one- ewwww.

I saw one saying 'You, Stranger, Are A Twat' on a shop stall. Why would you wear that?

Seen on bloke in his 40s last year at Torremolinos:

White T-shirt with a picture of Rommel doing a Hitler salute, "Gentlemen Ve Must Secure The Sunbeds By 0700 Hours" written underneath...

A bloke in a pub wearing a tshirt saying fat kids are easier to kidnap, didnt help that his step daughter was a little overweight ( probably due to him feeding her at least 3 pacjs of crisps over a couple of hours)

Seen from the bus in a man's clothing shop.

A T shirt with the slogan "I love sluts" inside a large pink heart.....