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to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

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captainBeaky · 09/07/2013 17:18

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

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StickEmUp · 09/07/2013 21:50

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FloweryOwl · 09/07/2013 21:57

I saw someone wearing a T-shirt recently with the slogan 'Leah Betts died from taking one pill-Lightweight! '

Couldn't believe how disgusting and vile it was.

Clawdy · 09/07/2013 22:03

Years ago a local women's group had t-shirts made for their children with "My Mummy's Got A Lively Mind" printed on....Hmm

Belchica · 09/07/2013 22:48

DP has one that says 'No I don't have Tourette's, I just think you're a cunt'.

He normally only wears it in bed (lucky me) but recently forgot to change it one saturday morning and popped into our neighbours and stood chatting to her 5 and 7 yo DC for about 10 minutes before their mum walked in and spotted it. He came home wearing it inside out. Haven't seen it since.

ZingWidge · 09/07/2013 23:13

"Is there life before death?"

KhaosandKalamity · 10/07/2013 06:45

Check out Tshirt hell if you want humor and offense, they even have a section just for infants clothing.

No I don't work for them, don't even buy their clothes but like to check it out for the laughs.

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Eyesunderarock · 10/07/2013 07:09

Some of you seem to have partners with a very crude sense of humour. I really wasn't expecting that so many of the 'worst T shirt slogans' would be worn by a member of your own family.
Grin
Don't you just look at it and think 'You pathetic wanker'?

SelectAUserName · 10/07/2013 08:03

"This T-shirt would look better on your bedroom floor"...on a girl who looked about 12. Sad

Whitamakafullo · 10/07/2013 08:15

I saw a man wearing a hoodie with 'CUNT' across the front in huge letters.

I'm sure he is, but I don't want my 7 and 8 year old reading that!

curlyclaz13 · 10/07/2013 08:36

Child I saw at work age about 4 with a t shirt with 'I love clothes, shoes and men' mum also wolf whistled and called her sexy while trying glasses on.

VitoCorleone · 10/07/2013 08:54

DP used to have one saying something along the lines of "yeah yeah i want head not grief"

I binned it

ComposHat · 10/07/2013 09:50

Bukkake ruined my carpet

made me snigger mind you.

worldgonecrazy · 10/07/2013 10:01

A rather unkempt 60 year old wearing a "Champion Muff Diver" T-shirt which just about fitted over his beer belly. Ths was some decades ago in a small market town, but the horror of that moment has never left me.

plainjaney · 10/07/2013 10:09

DH has one with "Wongs Chinese Laundry" in big letters on the front and underneath it says "2 Wongs can make it white". Does make me laugh though.

He had an FBI shirt once (not the female body inspector one, just a plain FBI shirt) and a woman asked him if he was FBI, "oh yes" replies DH "I'm undercover". She winked and said "oooh I'll leave you alone then". DH was crying when he got back to the car he was laughing that much.

NumTumDeDum · 10/07/2013 10:30

Eyesunderarock, yes I did look at him and think wanker. He claimed they were gifts from his teenage brother. Turns out, he is a wanker, hence he is now exh! Grin

EarthtoMajorTom · 10/07/2013 11:36

'Knee Deep in Clunge' in massive capitals, in men's clothes shop display.

'England v Germany: 2 World Wars, 1 World Cup' on 11yo boy at school (factually inaccurate anyway - thought Scotland, Wales etc also involved in wars?!!!)

'Special Olympics - At the end of the race you'll still be a retard' - on a man picking his kid up from primary school last summer. This last one I found so offensive!!

jessjessjess · 10/07/2013 17:57

I saw a guy wearing a T shirt that said: "MSN me, I'm a hot male."

Just, no. (And he wasn't hot)

theodorakisses · 10/07/2013 18:55

In Qatar, a non English speaker weAring a T shirt with "hi Hitler" and a swasticker underneath blissfully unaware. I have had together used to seeing that symbol as it is also used for another religion. I think this guy actually had no idea.

theodorakisses · 10/07/2013 19:07

I have been upset by some of these. After a ginger thread the other day where I thought I don't really get this, I will Google it and realised what bile and hatred is out there, if I lived in the UK I would report some of these

RonSwanson · 10/07/2013 19:10

Tshirt with 'may i recommend the sausage ?' with an arrow pointing down. It did make me laugh though...

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 10/07/2013 19:19

Just remembered another one.

What do we want?
Equal rights for Tourettes sufferers.
When do we want it?
Cunt.

loveliesbleeding1 · 10/07/2013 19:22

I nearly bought my ds one a couple of years ago with I love ny then I saw in small letters next to the ny was the word fan! (I love fanny)

ladythatlunches · 10/07/2013 19:35

I saw one with a baby wearing saying. " mummy should of swallowed"ewwww

waltzingparrot · 10/07/2013 20:46

Seen on a t-shirt, hanging on a market stall and small enough to fit a young girl....' Don't be shy, touch my bum!'

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