to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

[captainBeaky]

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

[FloweryOwl]

I saw someone wearing a T-shirt recently with the slogan 'Leah Betts died from taking one pill-Lightweight! '

Couldn't believe how disgusting and vile it was.

[Clawdy]

Years ago a local women's group had t-shirts made for their children with "My Mummy's Got A Lively Mind" printed on....

[Belchica]

DP has one that says 'No I don't have Tourette's, I just think you're a cunt'.

He normally only wears it in bed (lucky me) but recently forgot to change it one saturday morning and popped into our neighbours and stood chatting to her 5 and 7 yo DC for about 10 minutes before their mum walked in and spotted it. He came home wearing it inside out. Haven't seen it since.

[ZingWidge]

"Is there life before death?"

[KhaosandKalamity]

Check out Tshirt hell if you want humor and offense, they even have a section just for infants clothing.

No I don't work for them, don't even buy their clothes but like to check it out for the laughs.

[Eyesunderarock]

Some of you seem to have partners with a very crude sense of humour. I really wasn't expecting that so many of the 'worst T shirt slogans' would be worn by a member of your own family.

Don't you just look at it and think 'You pathetic wanker'?

[SelectAUserName]

"This T-shirt would look better on your bedroom floor"...on a girl who looked about 12.

[Whitamakafullo]

I saw a man wearing a hoodie with 'CUNT' across the front in huge letters.

I'm sure he is, but I don't want my 7 and 8 year old reading that!

[curlyclaz13]

Child I saw at work age about 4 with a t shirt with 'I love clothes, shoes and men' mum also wolf whistled and called her sexy while trying glasses on.

[VitoCorleone]

DP used to have one saying something along the lines of "yeah yeah i want head not grief"

I binned it

[ComposHat]

Bukkake ruined my carpet


made me snigger mind you.

[worldgonecrazy]

A rather unkempt 60 year old wearing a "Champion Muff Diver" T-shirt which just about fitted over his beer belly. Ths was some decades ago in a small market town, but the horror of that moment has never left me.

[plainjaney]

DH has one with "Wongs Chinese Laundry" in big letters on the front and underneath it says "2 Wongs can make it white". Does make me laugh though.

He had an FBI shirt once (not the female body inspector one, just a plain FBI shirt) and a woman asked him if he was FBI, "oh yes" replies DH "I'm undercover". She winked and said "oooh I'll leave you alone then". DH was crying when he got back to the car he was laughing that much.

[NumTumDeDum]

Eyesunderarock, yes I did look at him and think wanker. He claimed they were gifts from his teenage brother. Turns out, he is a wanker, hence he is now exh!

[EarthtoMajorTom]

'Knee Deep in Clunge' in massive capitals, in men's clothes shop display.

'England v Germany: 2 World Wars, 1 World Cup' on 11yo boy at school (factually inaccurate anyway - thought Scotland, Wales etc also involved in wars?!!!)

'Special Olympics - At the end of the race you'll still be a retard' - on a man picking his kid up from primary school last summer. This last one I found so offensive!!

[jessjessjess]

I saw a guy wearing a T shirt that said: "MSN me, I'm a hot male."

Just, no. (And he wasn't hot)

[theodorakisses]

In Qatar, a non English speaker weAring a T shirt with "hi Hitler" and a swasticker underneath blissfully unaware. I have had together used to seeing that symbol as it is also used for another religion. I think this guy actually had no idea.

[theodorakisses]

I have been upset by some of these. After a ginger thread the other day where I thought I don't really get this, I will Google it and realised what bile and hatred is out there, if I lived in the UK I would report some of these

[RonSwanson]

Tshirt with 'may i recommend the sausage ?' with an arrow pointing down. It did make me laugh though...

[JesusInTheCabbageVan]

Just remembered another one.

What do we want?
Equal rights for Tourettes sufferers.
When do we want it?
Cunt.

[loveliesbleeding1]

I nearly bought my ds one a couple of years ago with I love ny then I saw in small letters next to the ny was the word fan! (I love fanny)

[ladythatlunches]

I saw one with a baby wearing saying. " mummy should of swallowed"ewwww

[waltzingparrot]

Seen on a t-shirt, hanging on a market stall and small enough to fit a young girl....' Don't be shy, touch my bum!'