to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

[captainBeaky]

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

DH has - Back to the pub, I have the body of a god shame its a Buddha, If found return to pub and Everybody has the right to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege.

In Weymouth today, "Up your Beaver".
I'm usually sniggering away at inappropriate stuff but

My brother has a t-shirt with a hedgehog depicted mounting a hair brush with the caption 'time to go to specsavers'.
He was asked not to wear it again in front of the dc.

In Canada, a tshirt saying "save a tree, eat a beaver". Read into that what you will...

My DH had a few awful tshirts which have now been binned......necrophilia:the urge to crack open a cold one.

My friend's dh returned from a trip to Ibiza. She found a t shirt in his bag that said,

"If you can read this you must be going down on me" !

On the first night of an nct group one of the dads was wearing one that said "I don't do mingers"!!!

The worst I saw was "Calm down dear, lets not turn thisrape into a murder"

My Dh has a David and Goliath one saying To woman from God

I was going to get him the one with the caption 'picture of my cock' and underneath showing a drawing of a cockerel but thought it might offend a bit

"Britney swallows" seen on a t shirt when I was with my elderly mother. Mum said " swallows what?

On an eleven year old girl walking around with her mum at an open evening for a secondary school:

Holiday FCUK

The one with the hedgehog made me chuckle actuslly

Pimp in Training

My ex would wear it while out with our daughter

A guy at work has two I hate but are also funny....

One is a picture of a tree with a fat child behind with the slogan 'fat kids are crap at hide and seek

The other a picture of a man pulling a fat child into a Bush looking exhausted with the slogan 'let those fat kids out and keep the skinny ones in, fat kids dont get kidnapped....

At my old work the new store detective/security guy turned up for his first shift wearing a t shirt saying amateur gynaecologist at your cervix.

Boke.

A 3 year old with a t shirt saying 'future England wag.'

High expectations there.

I once saw someone wearing something that said "Your village called... Their idiot is missing."

Absolute crime against fashion but I found it hilarious. [simple things]

Vegans are attention seekers.

Which made me laugh.

'Finish your pussy, there are horny people in Ethiopia'

Yuk

Suck it or it goes in your eye.

Picture of eye with white goo dripping out - at a parents evening.

On an 8 or 9 year old: 'If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my mother!'
I literally did a triple take.

oreo

I saw "Shit Mother" - seen on a Mum in Mothercare circa 1996

Bit tame compared to some of these, but a Mum at school has one that says "less love, more sex." Nice.

oreo
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A baby vest with "I tore mommy a new one" with a picture of barbed wire. Ewww