to ask you to share the worst t-shirt slogans you have seen...

[captainBeaky]

At a very child orientated event recently a grandma was wearing a t-shirt stating "Sex, drugs and Sausage rolls". I found it quite gross to be honest, but also very funny. Do you have others?

Barbie is a slut, love Sindy

On a 6 year old. I didn't want to ask where she'd got it so I could get one, oh no

Saw a 60ish year old man with a tshirt:

'I have a PhD.... Pretty Huge Dick'.

The guy looked like Patrick from eastenders.

I have to admit that I laughed at the hedgehog one

The worst I've seen was in glitter on the bum of a skirt worn by a 6 or 7 yo 'Don't Touch!' So many things wrong with that one, I don't know where to start

Fact Hunt

Sex instructor first lesson free!
On a man that didn't give a shit about his looks, he had long greasy hair and hardly any teeth

I used to live in Romania and saw T shirts for children up to age 8 in a clothes shop there with this on them:

Love is a name
Sex is a game
Forget the name
And play the game.

And some with a picture of cherries on the front and the slogan:

Pluck my cherry.

For the same age group.

Exh had some godawful t shirts when I met him. 'Liqour, she'll love it' and another one with really small writing in the centre of his chest saying 'nosey little fucker aren't you'. The absolute worst was a picture of man wearing shorts with massive balls hanging down one leg and his penis the other side with the caption 'Why I don't wear shorts'.

I had a very large rag bag shortly after we moved in together. He never noticed.

Needless

Someone I was in school with had a "Hitler's European Tour" t-shirt complete with a list of dates and countries invaded on the back.

When we first got together DP had a tshirt that said "If I throw a stick will you fuck off". I absolutely hated it.

I spend part of my time in France. These t-shirts are a guaranteed way of spotting a Brit in the distance and not just because they're written in English.

I live in a town popular with stag parties and my office is on the main 'stag drag' where the Wetherspoons and clubs are, so I see loads of awful T shirts.

Worst one was: "It's not going to suck itself." Yep, you're right fella, it ain't.

I have a friend with a T shirt that says 'kiddie fiddler' on it, with a picture of a small child playing the violin. He only wears it on very special occasions.

Sorry but I came to the conclusion long ago (seeing I'm a future porn star was the final straw...) that Any slogan on clothes for children up to the age of 16 are vile, tasteless and unnecessary. They are always inappropriate messages thought up by perves who need locking up. I dont know what possesses parents buying clothes like that when there are lovely age-appropriate clothes these days (Next, M&S do really stylish and affordable stuff)

I expect I will offend people....

Baby bibs on a market stall in Australia with the slogan "IVF rules, my dad's a wanker".

Shamters I think you might live next to my dad

Sex instructor, first lesson free! On a man that didn't give a shit about his looks, he had long greasy hair and hardly any teeth

Was it Brian before he did his Yoni course?

T-shirt on a guy who must have weighed 20+ stone: "I Beat Anorexia".

Dominic Wood (of Dick and Dom fame) got blasted by OFCOM for wearing a T shirt that said "Morning Wood" on Da Bungalow.

"This bitch bites" ... On a volunteer giving out teas on an elderly hospital ward.

I has the t shirt that said britney swallows on the back. On the front it said Christina sucks I was at uni at the time...
Dp has the sex drugs and sausage rolls shirt.

Dad dropping his child off at nursery wearing a "nice legs what time do they open?" Underneath silhouette of said legs.
DH asked him if he actually realised what he was wearing..he thought it would improve his chances of pulling. And kept wearing it. As you can imagine he's a babe magnet .
Not the worst but so inappropriate.

On my 12 year old best friend "Married men make better lovers".

On some Jewish youth "I survived the Holocaust (and then in v letters) seminar".

'Every hole's a goal' on a dad at a family fun day and 'last night a BJ saved my life' one of only two blokes at a fitness class with about 30 women. Nice.

'I ain't dead yet, Motherfucker'

:)

I've just been reminded of his Harley Davidson t-shirt which had printed on the back 'If you can read this the bitch fell off'.

My sister years ago snogged a bloke in a club who had a T shirt with ' It ain't gonna suck itself' on it. Still a hilarious story to bring up at family reunions- she will never live it down!

I used to work with someone who had a T shirt which read "Never mind the screams of passion, whack it up her doggy fashion." He was asked not to wear it to work...

DD1 had one with a picture of the Eiffel Tower on the front and "Italy" next to it.