To think its not normal to be able to suck air into your vagina and then fart it out?

[VivaLeBeaver]

Dd can do this on demand. Not that I demand she does it but she thinks its hysterical.

And it's not just a little fanjo parp. It's like a trumpet which just keeps going and going. She's trying to play tunes now. Dh thinks she will be able to make a career out of it.

I've told her she'll knacker her pelvic floor.

If you think this is a fucking hideous thread ( ping pong jokes apart) you don't come on aibu or get out much.

Anyway thread getting very silly and far too heated so out now..

Nobody is hounding the OP

She has been cut an awful lot of slack, because she is a known and liked poster. I am only speaking for myself when I say I held back for that reason only, but I don't reckon I am the only one.

If it had been a newbie, namechanger or less well known person they would have been crucified right from the beginning.

Agree with AF. I kept re-reading the OP, knowing that I recognised the posting name, wondering if I'd got the wrong end of the stick, then realising that, unfortunately, I hadn't.
My suggestion for name-changing was only because the OP might not want to be remembered for this thread. Obviously she doesn't have to! I'm not sure how that could possibly be construed as hounding

shouts;

'Pitchforks, torches, get your pitchforks here.'

That's all this thread needs now.

Would there be the same outcry if we replaced fanny farts with regular bumhole farts?

I doubt anyone would have come and made jokes about firing ping pong balls if it had been about regular farts would they.

Oy!

I'm with the Po faced brigade here.

Viva's been Viva since I've been on here,i shan't remember her for only this thread,she's a good sort.
But this thread is horrible and unthinking and should have been pulled,i can't imagine why Viva thought it was a laugh.
I bet she is more than a little upset right now and I bet all this has made her stop and think.

It would have me if i'd posted it.

Certainly if she had been a newbie she would have been run out of town.

Shall we all just piss off and get our tea now and let this die a death?

Then again, Viva may simply be doing RL/be on holiday

< watching Federer having to work for his money >

I agree reeling I can't be bothered to argue discuss this anymore.

I'm too sleepy after a huge meal to concentrate.

I would hope that viva wouldn't feel the need to namechange, i think it has got out of hand now and i thin it would be far better pulled. I don't think badly of viva, i think it was a misjudged and inappropriate thread. Had it been a new poster i would have been more

Oh and i would have found bumhole farts just as unsavoury, actually probably more so. It is just something i have a sense of humour bypass about it

TBH I'm surprised there hasn't been a post from MNHQ. Not necessarily defending or opposing the posts, but because of the reaction. I think only one post has been deleted?

Are they eating their tea or watching Federer too?

It's too hot to fight any more.

The one positive outcome of this thread, for me, was the coining of the term "Bumhole farts". Only on frigging MN.

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Now that is a skill. How did you manage to hold on for 11 pages?

I have an incredible pelvic floor, obviously.

You see this MNHQ. You leave threads and the bunfights fizzle out naturally and we're all friends again!

And yes viva is a good egg, I like her. I hope she hasn't been scared off.

Indeed. We shall all ride off into the sunset on our nags, holding on by sheer force of our pelvic floors.

Tally Ho!

I have only just seen this thread.

I was uncomfortable from the very beginning withthis thread and people's reactions to it. I know we can talk about anything on here, but there are limits to the amount of graphic detail we should go into, in the name of decency and good taste and just a bit of dignity aren't there?

I breathed an almost audible sigh of relief once the first WTF? comment was made - and there I was thinking it was just me.

I am not comfortable AT ALL with the inner workings of a child's vagina being discussed in such graphic terms on the internet for entertainment - especially not when her skills and erm...talents are likened to things you might see in a sex show. And the description of the position she gets into and how she manually manipulates herself to do this....I mean, seriously?

I dread to think in whose grubby hands this thread could end up, and I would pull it, personally.

Jesus, leave a post for 48hrs and this is what happens!

I can't see a post regarding ping pongs (guessing its one of the 2 MN have deleted), and feel quite sad at how this has gone.

I must be a bit naive, but for me, I was reading about something amazing that the ops daughter could do with her fanjo (news flash-all females are born with one!!), wishing I could do it, and suprised that so many people could. I was particularly impressed with the whole "play a tune" skills some have.
I'm pretty sure at 12 if I could have done this and had demonstrated to the boys in school it would merely have been an awesome thing I could do, not anything sexual (with regard the post about boys and arm pit farting).

I think it's great this young adolescent feels comfortable enough in her own skin and family relationships to openly discuss and joke about her "talent" to her parents. It sounds like she has a healthy (hang up free) relationship with her body. Well done OP. It seems to me that the nay Sayers here have done most to sexualise this thread, not those simply discussing fanjo parping. If there was a particular post that was offensive than report or remonstrate that, but instead you have attacked the whole thread. How sad.

Jesus Christ don't start this up again just when peace broke out!!!!

if you haven't read the whole thread back away. 😏 for your own sanity.

Oh yeah,a great laugh for the boys at school,then how long before they start calling you names about your so called talent and it descends into bullying.
A 12 year old lying on her back in the playground farting from her fanny for the amusement of all the other children would probably have the school calling social services.