not often very angry but been talking to lovely girlfriend this afternoon.

[marriedinwhiteagain]

She and her DH are the same age as us - 50+. Her DH has behaved disgracefully after 25 years of marriage. I have met the cuckold -she hasn't AIBU to call her the stumpy cunt. She is short - so cross, so very cross. The DC are 22, 19, 15 and 12. The stumpy c is 31 - 9 when their eldest was born. He is a monster dick btw - grrrrrrrrr and I'm not one of MNet's big swearers!!! [Angry]recurringm. Their eldest isn't the monster - red mist got in the way.

Eh?

Has your friend's husband left to go off with a 31 year old?

Someone managed to get out tonight !

Your post makes no sense. The 'cuckold' is the person who is cheated on, for example.

Come again, who's got a monster dick?

You ok?

?

are you pissed ?

Yes, isn't the wife the cuckold in this situation? Not the OW. No one knows what goes in someone else's marriage. No one's business but theirs. Not good to throw 25 years away but it happens. All you can do is be a support for her. No point being angry at him or the OW.

pardon?

Did you get this translated by Babelfish or something, because it makes absolutely no sense?

oh!

My interpretation.

OP's friend's husband is 50, having affair with 31 year old who's of diminutive stature.

Eldest chikd (22)has kicked off about it and attacked father?

TeamE I think so, and the AIBU is am I being U to call the OW the stumpy cunt, because she is short?

In which case YABU to call her that, as she can't help being short, but YANBU to call her the evil home-wrecking cunt.

Hth!

Has the eldest child done something aggressive or violent? Who had the red mist? ?

I couldn't even guess at what you're trying to say, OP.

Number the eldest thing is about the wording making it sound like the eldest DC is the monster dick whereas it is in fact the H. It's a self-correction.

I think.

Yes, thank you team Edward - that's it to a tee. So cross the red mist got in the way. Bastard - utter bastard - led astray by a stumpy cunt. Total waste of family life - this is the man who wrote about the joy of love granted by his family.

If your OP was a video I'd be asking for subtitles.

Red mist is explaining the accidental ref to eldest DC as a monster. OP has the red mist, hence incoherence.

Think OP may have had one or two other things as well, ahem!

I clearly haven't had enough

Tall people can also be cunts you know.

My translation is that 50year old discovers oldest cuckoo (31) its rather a stumpy species, but at such a great age for a cuckoo you would expect this, it was found using a monster dick as a perch, which IMO is a good perch to use, it would help to reduce the stress on its possibly arthritic feet.

Sorry if you haven't been on the vino, OP!!

Led astray - if you say so...