or is it a hidden ad for a prostitute?

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please don't click on it if it would offend you
www.gumtree.com/p/business-services/massage-and-shave-in-sutton-surrey/1019529156
in short:
The title is - Massage and Shave
then it goes on describing her procedure ....
Shaving, on the other hand, achieves a completely smooth result and is a pleasant and soothing procedure.

I've reported it to the Gumtree.

Er no? She's offering shaving off the pubic hair. Loads of men get their pubic hair waxed...why not shaved?

And even if it is for a prostitute she's not soliciting on the street in front of you and yours....why report her?

Didn't click on the link but surely men could shave their own pubic hair if they require. It only takes a razor and a steady hand.

Shaving around bollocks, not exactly the career I'd like but each to their own

They must be very trusting to let someone loose with a razor around them there parts!

I reported it because IMHO it is an ad by a prostitute, but asking here in case I've missed something in details what proves otherwise.

Same could be said for women and leg waxing Pipkins?

Yes, I think it's a coded ad for a sex worker.

No, I am not surprised, there are loads on gumtree.

My DP can shave his own nut sack.

I reported it because IMHO it is an ad by a prostitute, but asking here in case I've missed something in details what proves otherwise.

What proves otherwise?

Nothing in an ad is going to prove otherwise, is it?

If she is a prostitute, she's worded her ad very well..

WineNot - maybe I just wanted confirmation of my understanding of it.
Other posters don't think it is sex worker advertising.
They must have understood this ad differently.

Probably her previous add is:

*ENJOY LUXURIOUS RELAXING THERAPEUTIC FULL BODY MASSAGE BY charming, beautiful, sophisticated therapist with sparkle eyes, lovely sweet personality, great smile and amazing delightful hand.

WITH OUR BUSY LIVES, ARE YOU FEELING SORE, TIRED, OVER STRESSED FROM WORK? IS YOUR ACHING BODY MAKING LIFE UNBEARABLE?

I'M EAGER TO HELP! I'M HIGHLY EXPERIENCED IN THE COMPLEX ART OF STRESS RELIEF, AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO PASSING MY KNOWLEDGE ONTO YOUR BODY. LET ME STROKE THE STRESS AWAY! AND RE-ENERGIZE YOUR SORE ACHING BODY. LET MY PROFESSIONAL-QUALITY ART OF MASSAGE GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE YOU YEARN FOR. MY SESSION WILL LEAVE YOU AND YOUR BODY DEEPLY and COMPLETELY REFRESHED, RELAXED AND REJUVENATED.

1 hour massage is £50*

That's a lot of money for a massage isn't it? Especially in backstreet Sutton.

Anyway, I've googled her and she advertises in dodgy places too and it is obviously a hooker.

But, I do not understand why you are so bothered about this? Reporting this ad is not going to make prostitution disappear you know

Oops, forgot last star to bold. Oh well.

emm, i'm a beauty therapist. i wax arseholes regularly. if i needed to post a gumtree ad i would word it more politely but i would mention it as a service. some therapist specialise in intimate waxing and that is what they do exclusively on males and females. there is nothing dodgy going on. it's what they do for a living.

It's the "ultimate pleasure" but that would make me think it dodgy. Surely reputable masseurs (with or without depilating) would avoid double entendres?

BridgetBidetlet's not bother about anything, soon ads of this kind will appear on this site, who cares ...
(Sutton is rather expensive place as far as living costs go :) )

It looks like it's alluding to sexual services to me!

scaevola- it is possible english isn't her first language and so she isn't aware of a double entendre.

50 quid for an hour massage isn't that bad. It's about 75 quid round here.

If she is a prostitute, I would much rather she wad able to advertise on gumtree, than being on the street or in a brothel

Yes, I suppose it's possible, and that has led her also to think that "sparkling eyes" are an important factor in massage therapy.

Oh fgs is that all you have to worry about?!

She's not hurting you, she's making a living.

I don't consider reading ads being a nosey parker, in fact I rarely go on Gumtree and yes I live in Sutton, so I guess that affects me in some way

maybe I should not read books like this and then I will stop feeling uneasy about pseudo Escort/Massage offers I see at times:
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0007251963

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0007251963