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or is it a hidden ad for a prostitute?

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happyAvocado · 02/06/2013 13:52

please don't click on it if it would offend you
www.gumtree.com/p/business-services/massage-and-shave-in-sutton-surrey/1019529156
in short:
The title is - Massage and Shave
then it goes on describing her procedure ....
Shaving, on the other hand, achieves a completely smooth result and is a pleasant and soothing procedure.

I've reported it to the Gumtree.

OP posts:
IneedAsockamnesty · 02/06/2013 21:19

Perhaps the op is just keen on reporting all sorts of things but yep it would be very interesting to know why

breatheslowly · 02/06/2013 21:20

It appears that many people offering massages on Gumtree have to add "this is not a sexual service" to avoid confused customers.

AKissIsNotAContract · 02/06/2013 21:41

Has the ad been removed?

SPsCliffingAllOverMN · 02/06/2013 21:45

I cant see the ad!

Redbindy · 02/06/2013 21:50

Perhaps this is OP
www.facebook.com/VizComic/posts/232249343458426

happyAvocado · 02/06/2013 21:53

perhaps Sockreturningpixie you assume too much and draw wrong conclusions and such inference clouds your judgement

IMHO an ad like that which is offering such services with sexual innuendo is not in a spirit of that website

breatheslowly - you are right - other offering massages include notes like this:

NOTE : ALL OUR THERAPISTS have high level ITEC, NVQ qualifications or recognized EEA equivalent in massage therapy , therefore please DO NOT INSIST in obtaining any kind of sexual favors or services from them, as WE DO NOT OFFER EXOTIC, SENSUAL OR SEXUAL SERVICES OF ANY KIND.

I should have known that rather that asking on Mumsnet and being scorned for it.

OP posts:
TiggyD · 02/06/2013 22:31

£50 an hour is very cheap for a prostitute/sex worker/'masseur'.

Boomba · 02/06/2013 22:37

what 'spirit' does @Gumtree' have advocado??

Its classified ads..notorius for offering 'services' Confused

happyAvocado · 02/06/2013 22:55

I never looked for such services - so can't say notorius, hence my surprise. Ad has been removed - I guess Admins agreed with me.

other Ad websites have whole parts of it just for personals ads

OP posts:
IneedAsockamnesty · 03/06/2013 00:11

I drew no conclusions about anything I suggested a possible reason for your keenness to report a subjectively inappropriate advert for a massage and shaving service that could or could not be a cover up ad for a sex worker but may very well be just for a massage and shaving service.

So is it not being in the sprit the actual reason you reported?

Boomba · 03/06/2013 00:30

so, would you be happy with the ad if it resided in a different section of the website under a specifically worded heading?

Which section was it in?

AmberLeaf · 03/06/2013 01:10

Busybody.

happyAvocado · 03/06/2013 06:59

Boomba if you bothered to read this thread you'd see that I already posted it's location:
www.gumtree.com/business-services/sutton

yes, it should have been under different location, unless her services are categorised as business

Sockreturningpixie - I fail to understand your question: So is it not being in the sprit the actual reason you reported?

what are you referring to?

OP posts:
Boomba · 03/06/2013 07:51

Prostitution is a business

Did you ask for the ad to be moved then? Which section did you ask they move it to?

happyAvocado · 03/06/2013 08:13

how would I know where they moved it to?

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suckmabigtoe · 03/06/2013 09:34

boomba didn't ask where they moved it to. and you know that. why do you think people dont see you clumsily try to avoid answering the questions they're asking?

IneedAsockamnesty · 03/06/2013 09:34

Several people have asked you exactly why you felt the need to report it you have evaded that question but you did write that you
think an ad offering sexual services was not in the sprit of the hosting site.

So I asked if it not being in the sprit of that site was the reason you reported it. Its quite simple really.

Boomba · 03/06/2013 09:40

Why won't you engage with your own thread?

happyAvocado · 03/06/2013 09:40

I did not say to move it. I reported it. If you read the thread or even the opening post you would know that.

Yes, as I said earlier - this ad was not on the spirit of the site and that why I reported it.

Please both read my earlier comments.

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squeakytoy · 03/06/2013 09:42

"this ad was not on the spirit of the site and that why I reported it"

you are not making any sense at all.

I have a lot more issue with people advertising animals for sale on gumtree than I would with a woman offering a perfectly (on what she has said in her ad) legal business service.

suckmabigtoe · 03/06/2013 09:44

what did you say in your report message to gumtree?

ShadeofViolet · 03/06/2013 09:47

The OP has obviously had her views warped from reading misery porn.

ThreeDudesOnABus · 03/06/2013 13:48

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ThreeDudesOnABus · 04/06/2013 08:11

You had me deleted because I suggested you sound like someone who has a fetish for searching for prostitutes online? Confused

It's OK. Some people like looking for worn shoes on eBay, some people like ropes & shiz.

MrsRickyMartin · 04/06/2013 13:33

Up again:

www.gumtree.com/p/business-services/natalies-magic-touch-massage-in-sutton/51531578

Text:

Hi, my name is Natalie.

I am ITEC qualified masseuse from Eastern Europe. MASSAGE is my passion, my desire, and my true heart content.

ENJOY LUXURIOUS RELAXING THERAPEUTIC FULL BODY MASSAGE BY charming, beautiful, sophisticated therapist with sparkle eyes, lovely sweet personality, great smile and amazing delightful hand.

WITH OUR BUSY LIVES, ARE YOU FEELING SORE, TIRED, OVER STRESSED FROM WORK? IS YOUR ACHING BODY MAKING LIFE UNBEARABLE?

I'M EAGER TO HELP! I'M HIGHLY EXPERIENCED IN THE COMPLEX ART OF STRESS RELIEF, AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO PASSING MY KNOWLEDGE ONTO YOUR BODY. LET ME STROKE THE STRESS AWAY! AND RE-ENERGIZE YOUR SORE ACHING BODY. LET MY PROFESSIONAL-QUALITY ART OF MASSAGE GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE PLEASURE YOU YEARN FOR. MY SESSION WILL LEAVE YOU AND YOUR BODY DEEPLY and COMPLETELY REFRESHED, RELAXED AND REJUVENATED.

Luxury mixture of natural grapeseed and sweet almond oils to nourish and moisturize skin help keep it young looking. Professional massage table, candles, nice soft soothing relaxing music are provided with session. Shower is also available.
I am based in Sutton, just 5 minutes walk from Sutton station.
My work hours are 7am-9pm, Monday to Friday.
Weekends appointments possible, if booked in advance.
1 hour massage is £50.

RESERVATION CALL: 07508344934

Please note, THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL SERVICE