woman was trying to force dd to eat a hamwidge

[rosepettel]

yesterday i got told by dd that her mate mum was trying to force her to eat a hamwidge even thou we are veges.. dd got very upset and distressed.. im going to ring the woman and go nuts but what can i say..why would she do this she knows we are veges..im so angry at the min what would you do? woman was saying just eat it i wont tell youre mum but dd was saying no i dont want it and was crying i am so angry.. what will i do please help?

deter order a thinendofthewidge

dieters (deter can order his own )

imaginethat - I've read some of the Sharon and T-Rexing threads and I have to thank you for those gifts.

I don't know how to do links, but check this one out. my gift to you

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1672284-Whats-the-most-barking-thing-youve-witnessed-at-a-mums-group#36993859

Classics Rock amazingmumof6 and all the Sharon threads have me crying

Aw thanks amazing. My favourite was the turtle boy in the baby carseat

imaginethat - my pleasure!
Turtle boy, panpipe lady and "she's too embarassed to cry" are now forever imprinted in my memory. as is Hamwidge!

any more Classics you recommend?

You're welcome? I loved the panpipe lady too.

I am strongly feeling the need to name change to ShakyWidge

I will resist, I will, I will

amazing my favourite was one about a woman running down the stairs naked and drinking fanta out of the fridge only to look up and see her elderly neighbours standing at the glass door clutching vegetables and looking shocked. But i have no idea of the name of it...

thanks, I've managed to put MN classics in the "my topics" folder on my phone and have set a task of reading all threads - it might be a while but if I findvit I'll let you know. do you remember when OP was posted?

btw I'm sorry for hijacking the threadwidge!

Please excuse my ignorance, but I'm very new to MN and haven't yet worked out how to find 'Classics' and yes, I have tried. Can some kind person please tell me?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics
Enjoy!

Oh thanks very much. I've bookmarked it. I was crying with laughter at the few that were linked to yesterday.

yap her dds are not veges but i gave them vege pastas

My DCs are the only veggies in the school. DS will probably remain so, being a natural born animal conservationist and knee-jerk liberal. DD already tried sausages at school (new dinner lady) and I can easily see her tucking in once the parental yoke has been lifted . I know some of the other parents (and teachers!) think we're unreasonably forcing our children to be veggie when they should have the right to choose for themselves, which is pretty ironic given it's a catholic school! But we haven't experienced any deliberate undermining. Not sure what i'd do if we did. Probably go ballistic! The DCs know that they won't get meat in our house but they will be able to choose for themselves once in secondary school. They will also be able to drink coke and walk to the bus by themselves. (And do their own ironing but I'm soft-pedalling that one for the moment...)

Now back to the surrealism of this absolutely brillwidge thread...

amazing I found it www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/796829-I-have-greatly-humiliated-myself-even-by-my-own-standards but tragically the OP has had all her messages deleted

rolf

kotinka

kotinkawidge that's just gross!
I hope that's not a relative! or you!!!!

well at least you have a pretty face! I say you go on a dietwidge or those stairs will collapse!

I am sending you a PM about something else, check your inbox.

oh no, that was not your face